Bad Feelings

I woke up with a bad feeling today. I am due to meet T-Bone. I don’t have a bad feeling about him. I have a bad feeling about the timing. Maybe “bad” is not a great word…UNEASY.

I started feeling differently when my client and I decided to meet. There is a part of me that wants to save all of my energy for him. Our meeting is tentative. It can be cancelled based on his schedule at any time. In fact we were joking yesterday and as I told him “I am basically ‘on call’”. Even though my client and I agreed to meet I had made a commitment to T-Bone and didn’t want to let him down.

This uneasy feeling has more to do with Angry Guy and the kids. I feel much more at ease at my encounters when Angry Guy is at ease. The coffee thing with XXX put Angry Guy on alert which makes me jumpy then paranoid. So, Angry Guy goes off to work without a word about yesterday then the kids start waking up. My daughter woke up not feeling well. That is another thing that puts me on edge. The school nurse can call anytime. If I don’t pick up my cell the call goes right to Angry Guy’s phone. If he can’t reach me…well…it’s all over.

I considered texting T-Bone just to let him know what was going on. Maybe he has something similar going on at his house. Maybe he will want to postpone. Maybe he has a bad…uneasy feeling as well.

Birthday Kitty

The other day Kat posted a blog that I thought was very appropriate not to mention it expressed my thoughts about how a man should treat his mistress to the letter. Please read this ESPECIALLY if you are one of Kitty’s lovers/former lovers/potentiallovers. Basically the premise at least from my perspective was that a little bit of thought and consideration goes a long way.

Now Kitty never EVER asks or expects gifts from my playmates. I do however appreciate attention and consideration. It turns out Kitty’s birthday was a few days after Kat’s post so I was curious to see how or IF the men in my life would acknowledge the occasion. Can I just say that Kitty is definitely an “It’s the thought that counts” kind of Kitty. So on my birthday I sure felt the love affection from a lot of my wonderful playmates. I received emails, e-cards, texts…lots of texts…so many that Angry Guy was like “What the fuck is going on?!?!?!”

Among my wonderful playmates that thought about me were Jiminy Cricket, My Client, Bad Boy who texted me just before midnight and again the next afternoon. Bad Boy gets extra love points for that. Angry Guy treated Kitty very nicely and bought me a wonderful gift that will make my workouts all the more enjoyable. And Kitty even got a surprise “Happy Birthday” email from The Ex.

If you are among my playmates that were unaware of Kitty’s birthday please don’t fret. Kitty is not a whore for attention on my birthday. I am just extra touched by those around me who take the time to let me know that they are thinking about me and for that Kitty feels blessed. Thank you to all my wonderful friends. I had an amazing birthday.

Cool Jobs

Some of the men Kitty has been with have amazingly cool jobs. Kitty has fucked lawyers, construction guys, scientists, COO’s, CEO’s, pilots but the other day my new special friend who has requested I refer to him as “T-Bone” on my blog he has one of the very coolest of jobs. FUCK!!! Now let me explain. I had written this really great blog about T-Bone’s really cool job. I mentioned it to him…um…while he was fucking me and um…he told me that I CAN’T specifically name his job. Now, I am always preaching about being respectful of people’s privacy so Kitty is just going to tell you a few things about T-Bone’s job because I want to get across to you how very important it is to Kitty that T-Bone be happy content relaxed. First, T-Bone travels A LOT for his job. He protects others and his life is in danger at his job. When I first starting corresponding with T-Bone he sent me all sorts of pictures of him in foreign countries…all over. And T-Bone works with weapons. At first I thought he was pulling my leg and trying to impress me.  This was all before I knew what he did for a living. Yesterday he explained it to me and while Kitty is impressed and in awe of T-Bone Kitty is also very serious about it. Can you imagine the incredible amount of stress that he is under? Kitty is also not into guns so the idea that he has so much heavy artillery around makes me a little uneasy in general. I told him today that I can’t help but remember that scene in “Sopranos” where Tony’s sister Janice is getting fucked by one of the mob guys while he holds a gun to her head. T-Bone assured me we would not be doing that. Thank you T-Bone! But I have to say that there is a part of Kitty that really wants to let T-Bone know how appreciative I am of the danger he puts himself in on a daily basis to keep us safe. So for all Americans out there Kitty is going to help T-Bone “relax” in a way that only Naughty Kitty can do.

Au Revoir

This morning Kitty woke up and once again deactivated my Ashley Madison profile…for now. I met some really great guys this round and am not leaving with the raw feeling that I had the last time I deactivated. I am not sure if the rest of you notice but once you  are on AM for a few weeks the same profiles keep popping up. I keep getting the same key requests from the same 64 year old man who wouldn’t be so bad if he had a few teeth.

The reason for the break has more to do with me than them this time around. After XXX and I ran into my friend and her asshole husband I was compelled to come clean with Angry Guy about the fact that XXX and I met for coffee. Needless to say he didn’t take it well. That was just a coffee confession. Can you imagine if I admitted to the fact that we actually ATE BREAKFAST?!?!?!

I think I also mentioned that XXX asked me if it is the idea of “strange dick” that turns me on or if I am looking for something more long term. Kitty has a busy week this week. I am potentially meeting three men…not all for sex but the potential is there. Kitty does not feel good about that. I’d like just one of those men…just one.

I am maintaining contact via email with some of the great guys that I met this time around on AM and if you think it’s over for me you couldn’t be farther from the truth. I just want to let things cool down with Angry Guy. I want to see what my buddy T-Bone brings to the table and of course there is always the hope that my client may be just the friend I need to cool my jets here and there although he is extremely busy and dealing with a lot of crap.

This week is starting off on the right foot. So au revoir for now Ashley Madison…au revoir...for now.

See What Happens?

Where oh where do I begin? Should I start by explaining about my friend who consistently blows me off each and every weekend after promising throughout the week to meet me for a workout? Yes, let’s start there. I have a friend. I have mentioned her. She recently became a personal trainer. Even before that though she and Kitty went to the gym together. My friend unfortunately is the kind of friend who promises to meet then either doesn’t show or cancels at the last minute…not always but often enough that Kitty knows not to rely on her.

Last night was Saturday night. I was bored out of my mind. All of my naughty friends were out on dates with their wives or other girlfriends. Don’t even get me started on that. I texted XXX to see if he had a date. He did not and was at a bar so we were texting back and forth. I invited him for coffee this morning since I hadn’t heard from my trainer friend and low and behold he accepted. Actually the invitation morphed into a breakfast invitation. I chose a restaurant that my family frequents  but on the outskirts of town closer to XXX. The location didn’t concern me since this was to be a strictly platonic meeting. I fully expected to run into SOMEONE I knew. When I arrived XXX was already there waiting in his car.

Across the street I spied my friend the trainer’s car. I warned XXX that she might be in there. He asked if I wanted to go someplace else. I said “no” and tried to quickly explain the thing about her blowing me off to train and here she was at breakfast.

Sure enough she was front and center as we walked into the restaurant. She was with her husband and her kid. I don’t particularly care for her husband and he certainly doesn’t care for Kitty. I think he thinks I influence his wife to be more independent and he would prefer she stay a trophy wife that he can control and berate. Anyway, she and I quickly acknowledged that the other was not working out but I did not parade XXX over to introduce him. Kitty acted pretty normal and tried to keep my cool. XXX didn’t know what the fuck was going on. Anyway, my friend’s husband kept eyeballing me and was trying to check XXX out. XXX by the way looked pretty cute although he was suffering from hay fever so he wasn’t feeling that great. As my friend and her family left her husband made one last attempt to catch my eye. I made every effort to avoid his. So now what?

I am playing it cool and refraining from texting my friend but at the same time trying to decide whether I should alert Angry Guy to the fact that XXX and I met for breakfast. Depending on Angry Guy’s mood he may not care…depending on his mood. See what happens when Kitty tries to be legit?

Kitty's Nipple Situation

Kitty has a little nipple “situation”. Depending on who you are I guess it could really be a BIG NIPPLE SITUATION. I am not sure if this is considered a hygiene situation or what.

Now Kitty is not one to look in the mirror. In fact I HATE mirrors. I hate them at the gym. I hate them in my house and I hate them in the ladies room at work. The last time I looked at myself in the mirror at work my face looked like a prune. I told Big Cheese that after seeing myself in that mirror I would consider Botox if not a face lift which is saying something for Kitty who is generally Au Natural.

So the other day I was working with Big Cheese and due to work with XXX in the afternoon. I took a little potty break and on my way out of the ladies room I took a quick glance in the full-length mirror and that’s when I saw them…my huge protruding NIPPLES! How long have I been walking around like that?!?!? I mean it wasn’t particularly cold or anything. I just happen to have large nipples. That much I knew but I never realized that they are SO noticeable just on an average work day. What the FUCK!?!?

Now before my lady readers comment, I assure you that Kitty wears a bra that supposedly has some sort of “privacy shield”. Well guess what? It AIN’T WORKING!

Now I work with all men and am surrounded by them all day and all night and not one has ever mentioned my high beams being on. So what’s the deal? Do men like that look or are they just being polite? For the first time in my life Kitty is baffled.

Crossing the Line

Crossing the Line

Today has been a super crazy day for Naughty Kitty. First of all Big Cheese is out of town and Kitty is all alone in the office for the next few days. Ordinarily that’s not an issue but Big Cheese’s office is particularly busy this time of year. I walked in this morning to 9 voice mails. That is UNHEARD of!! The phone was ringing like crazy, Big Cheese left me with a mountain of work to do and clients were walking in all morning looking for things that Big Cheese had promised them but never took care of. Kitty was about to lose it when one of my favorite clients called. He and I have been flirting for well over a year. We have only met in person once. He has an amazing voice and an awesome laugh.

Now there is a line that most people set for themselves in and out of the workplace as far as propriety is concerned and then there is the line that Kitty sets and continues to LEAP over. Don’t ask me how but my client mentioned that he was “backed up”. Now one thing Kitty forgot to mention is that this client and I have a very close friend in common. This friend told me that years ago the client was engaged and his fiancé cheated on him with his best friend. For this reason Kitty has always assumed that the client was adamant against cheating. I have no idea why because today he certainly set Kitty straight. We talked a little about how Ashley Madison works. I also mentioned that I am ready to take another break. He asked “before or after me?” Wow, now Kitty has no idea why certain things turn me on. They just do and the way he talks just turns Kitty on and has for quite a while. I did confess to him that I have thought about us hooking up in the past. I just never thought it would actually happen. He confessed that every time he talks to Kitty on the phone he gets HARD. God I love that.

He asked if I would “walk him through it” meaning the whole hook-up in a hotel room thing. I have to admit that I feel a little bad that I am so experienced at this point that I am teaching the men how things work. What happened to that sweet naive Kitty that I used to be?

At the same time all of this is happening the office phones are ringing off the hook, Big Cheese is emailing me and my new naughty buddy Ben was emailing me trying to get details along with pictures of what was going on. Like I said, CHAOS.

So my client (who I suppose I now need to think of a nickname for) and I have decided to try to meet to clean his pipes and of course Kitty’s pipes can always use a good cleaning. What a great way to end the week.