Wednesday, August 31, 2016

End of Summer Fucking

Hey there!! How are you all? I’m not sure about you but Kitty is sort of looking forward to the end of summer. This has not been a great one for Kitty but I sure don’t want to complain. Thank goodness 

Kitty seems to be in good health and working on my last pesky issue with my back/sciatica. Yeah…it’s really been keeping Kitty honest that’s for sure. Aside from IMYM who left the scene early in July, Kitty has only had one play date.

Kitty always believes that things work out for the best and I’m not sure about you but I’ve noticed that play dates especially with married men pretty much come to a halt during the summer. I suppose it’s because kids are home from school, spouses are on vacation…whatever the reason it is not quite as easy to fly under the radar. Kitty totally gets that. Kitty still has to fly under the radar as well. Even though Kitty is single, I still have my secret life.

So today Kitty got a signal that summer is coming to an end and playmates are in touch and looking forward to playtime with Kitty and believe me the feeling is mutual. Kitty is surprisingly busy at work for this time of year so corresponding today was difficult. Just as an example I heard from Esq2, The Traveling Salesman, Dodger, Hammer…

Kitty was doing some work for one of Esq2’s clients. I made the mistake of texting him and said, “I’m working on one of your clients and all I can think about is riding your cock. How fucked up is that?!?!?!”

Esq2’s response was, “Understandable”. Can you believe what a mother fucker that guy is?? Man, his ego is incredible but damn does his cocky attitude make Kitty wet. I am pretty sure he knows it too.

Quite the opposite is IMYM. Now he and I have not been together since early July. Kitty has very little patience for IMYM’s drama with his Asian girlfriend. Mostly it bugs me when he lies to me about her and blows me off to do some ridiculous with her like play bingo for the 10th time in a week. The last time he did that I confronted him about it. He curled up in a little ball and disappeared until today.

Kitty made the mistake of calling him to ask a favor for a friend and yes it was a little bit of a rush knowing that I was calling him in the middle of playing his regular Wednesday morning bingo game with the Asian. I let the phone ring but did not leave a message. Damn! IMYM must have jumped up and threw his Bingo cards all over to bolt out and call me back. I’ve been laughing at the visual all day. So after the issue with the favor was resolved Kitty made the mistake of asking IMYM how he is. Sadly he took the whiner’s approach and whined, “Not real good.” Now listen, I don’t mean to be harsh but Kitty is strong and in charge 23 1/2 hours a day. Is it too much to ask that the men she fucks be MEN for just 30 minutes?!?!?! To make a long story short Kitty agreed to meet IMYM sometime but then Kitty got to thinking about fucking IMYM and that just distracted me even more. So I’m thinking about maybe just fucking IMYM when it’s convenient and scratching the whole vanilla dating thing. I mean he’s got a great cock and there is something sexy about sneaking around with him. So we will just have to see about that.

Ahhh and then there is the Traveling Salesman. Kitty sure does love to get him wound up. He’s a tough one to describe. He seems very straight laced sort of like Kitty but I just feel like there’s a dirty little male slut aching to get out so today of all days Kitty took the bait and toyed with the Salesman. Oh we had our usual vanilla emails back and forth. “Does Wednesday work for you?” “I’m looking forward to seeing you.” Blah blah blah but then the devil in Kitty pushed the envelope and emailed, 

“What do you have in mind?”

Traveling Salesman: “I would stay at the Homewood Suites, we can share some appetizers, have a little wine, some cuddling, some foreplay. Maybe you can complete this?”

Well of COURSE I CAN!!! I’m NAUGHTY FUCKING KITTY!!!

So I emailed, “Oh my! I have so many filthy ideas but in the end we always have better luck and more fun going with the flow don’t we? I do miss feeling you inside of me”

Okay so maybe that was a bit of a stretch. As much as I adore the Traveling Salesman his little cocktail weenie cock is hardly noticeable inside of me. But still when he responded with, “such as?” I had to let go.

“Well I’m a girl that likes to be directed in bed. I like for the man to take charge so first and foremost your wish is my command. Having said that I do enjoy everything we have done so far and am always up for trying something new if the mood strikes you. Nothing gives me greater pleasure than to pleasure you so kneeling in front of you and sucking your cock is always something I enjoy doing. I hope you enjoy the way I suck your cock. I did enjoy riding your cock last time we were together. I have a funny story to tell you but I did come across a pair of handcuffs at neighborhood thrift. I can bring those if you are in the mood to play. I do enjoy being restrained but if that does not appeal to you we can skip that. I enjoy being fucked from behind but again that is totally up to you. Do you have any thoughts or did I miss anything that you might like to try?”

Traveling Salesman: “I really enjoy the way you suck my cock. Even when we were restricted in the back of your car, remember that? Loved it. Sure, bring the handcuffs would love to try them out. Certainly looking forward to seeing you, my cock is already at attention.”


My god! It’s like pulling teeth to get some of these men to step out of their comfort zone. For god’s sake! You are fucking a woman other than your wife!!You took the first step! You have a woman who is prepared to fulfill your wildest dreams! Now make the most of it!!!

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Summertime Getaway

“You have a choice of three things that I can do to you. A. I can lick your pussy until you cum. B. I can fuck you from behind or C. I can get on top of you and fuck the shit out of you”

He offered these options as I was riding his cock. Unable to think clearly all I could do was listen to my body. That’s what the doctors have been telling me to do lately so I thought, “Kitty, what is your body telling you?”

“Well, it’s a win/win/win for me now isn’t it?” I asked to buy myself a little time. His cock felt so good inside of me, I could not bear to move and risk that feeling going away.

“We both win.” He said as he moved inside of me ever so slightly letting me take the lead for the most part.

“I think I’m going to have to ask you to fuck me from behind,” I said thinking I wasn’t sure when I’d get the opportunity again and let’s face it being fucked from behind is just oh so delectable.

“Go to the edge of the bed,” he directed,

Kitty obeyed as he moved up from behind me and moved his cock inside of Kitty’s already wet pussy. God it felt good! I heard myself moan among his then felt him push his cock into my back while he came. RELEASE…

We both needed it. The days and weeks ahead will be grueling for him and hopefully Kitty will be working through my own health issues.

I have to say, those few hours locked away in our little hotel getaway will sure keep Kitty smiling.


Monday, August 1, 2016

Summertime Blues

I’ve wanted to write for some time now but just haven’t been able to. It’s funny. When I was married, I had no life but plenty to write about. Now that I am single I am living life with little or no time to write about it. Between you and me, I’ll take the latter.

This summer has been a bust so far. Kitty has come down with a mean case of sciatica. I’m hoping you all know what that is but basically it is a pinched nerve that runs the full length of your leg. The pain is excruciating and it’s constant. So far I’ve tried chiropractics, ART (Active Release Techniques), stretching, exercise you name it.  Anyway, I know you all don’t want to read Kitty’s complaints. Believe me; Kitty is NOT happy right now.

Being that Kitty always likes to find the silver lining, my massage therapist is quite wonderful with his hands and he is absolutely gigantic. Damn Kitty would love to get a piece of that. But alas the young stud is spoken for and monogamous I am sure. Just to give you an idea of what we are dealing with, he is a former professional NFL lineman. His stats say he is 6’2” 329 or something like that but he is immense and has the most wonderful sense of humor which for any of you who know Kitty in real life know that humor is the biggest turn on for Kitty…well that and a huge cock. For the most part Kitty prefers playmates that are a bit older than Kitty but for this guy, I’d make an exception.

I’ve lost my patience with more than a few of my playmates including “I’ve Missed You Man” but in the end Kitty is better off. I forget if I mentioned it or not but last year Kitty met someone on Tinder. We never met in person but he was here with his daughter and her family so we matched up. We texted for a few days then he left without one word about meeting in person. Over the winter he found Kitty on facebook then sure enough when he made his annual trek here we agreed to meet. In the end Kitty is not sure if there was a legitimate misunderstanding or just a general disrespect for Kitty’s time but he texted me 7:00 p.m. the day we were supposed to meet to ask what Kitty where Kitty wanted to meet. Fuck that!!! By 7:00 p.m. Kitty is slowing down not gearing up. So basically that jackass missed his shot. A few weeks later Kitty just had to know the truth. Did he have another date that did not go well so he thought he’d squeeze Kitty in? Well he won’t admit to it but honestly sometimes Kitty feels like screaming at these idiots, 

“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?! I’M NAUGHTY FUCKING KITTY YOU DUMBASS!!!”

Oh don’t worry about Kitty. There is always another playmate just around the corner and even so Kitty is plenty busy in my vanilla life. Other than the physical pain of sciatica, life is good. My kids are healthy and happy thank God. They will be out of the house in no time at which point Kitty is seriously considering a big, exciting move.


So I hope you all are having a wonderful summer. If so, please share. Kitty loves to read your comments. Or as always feel free to email me Naughtykitty314@yahoo.com.