Friday, September 28, 2012

Kitty Losing My Touch

I think I might be losing my touch a little bit in my new vanilla life. Oh don’t get me wrong, I LOVE it! I love being able to do whatever I want pretty much whenever I want to. I love being able to talk to whoever I want to on the phone and not having to worry about who I am texting, when and why.

So yesterday was Auditor Guy’s official birthday and although I wanted to make it super special and sexy for him, he is getting over a terrible cold. Kitty is not very sexy when I am sick so we opted to postpone the play date and I intended to take AG out to dinner. Oh believe me when AG and I finally have our birthday play date, Kitty has a gift which consists of a special toy just for AG and I have every intention of using it on him.

In the meantime Kitty emailed AG

 I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking forward to celebrating on Tuesday.  I can’t wait to have that dick in my mouth and your tongue on my clit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for you!

 Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...naked...touching eachother...licking each other...sucking each other.


Pretty sexy right? And pretty standard for Kitty. I mean poor AG loved my blog before we started seeing each other. My recent lifestyle change and our budding relationship has left me with little or no time to write much less incentive to be naughty with anybody but AG.

AG of course responded with an equally sexy email about where his tongue would like to explore and where he would like Kitty to put her fingers. AG as you may know enjoys anal play.

So Kitty opened AG’s sexy email, read it and then as I often do went back to read my original email to AG which in reality read like this…

I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking forward to celebrating on Tuesday.  I can’t wait to have that dock in my mouth and you tongue on my flit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for you!

 Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...
baked...touching each other...licking each other...sucking each other.

Kitty’s autocorrect obviously has a mind of its own. Kitty has got to step up my game I think. Have a great weekend everybody! 

Thursday, September 20, 2012

It’s All a Big Scam

Long before Auditor Guy and I became acquainted, Kitty signed up for a few online dating sites. I thought at least I would get some good writing material. Before you sign up for the sites they have photos of these gorgeous people. Of course the photos for me were of gorgeous men supposedly over the age of 50. No sooner did my credit card swipe did these gorgeous men get replaced by the real men over 50 who are not necessarily unattractive but DAMN are they particular. Most if not all pass up Kitty once they see my photos. Yes, I have been told my photos are not the greatest but these are quite frankly the only photos that I have and they are recent. Some of these men are either lying about their age or posting photos that are 20 years old.


That is neither here nor there. Basically I learned immediately that these sites unfortunately are a breeding ground for I DON’T KNOW WHAT!!! I realized almost right away that I wasn’t going to meet anybody of quality which is fine. I am lucky enough to meet people all day long. Hell, look at Auditor Guy!!


As the end of my memberships to these sites SLOWLY comes to an end the thing that is REALLY getting to me is the number of SCAMS!! I mean JEEZ-US!!


Now keep in mind Kitty was on Ashley Madison. I know there were some scams directed at men on that site but basically the men I came across with the exception of one in particular were pretty truthful.


The scams on the “Legitimate” sites like, Ourtime and JDate are plentiful. They range from men trying to swindle money out of desperate lonely women to in my case hacking into my account and completely hijacking my profile.


So what’s got my panties in a bunch today? Well, I received a message this morning from a former Ashley Madison acquaintance. He apparently contacted me on one of the vanilla sites. He did not post pictures obviously or I would have recognized him. He obviously did not list “married” as his status. When I asked him why he said “Because that wasn’t one of the choices.”…um…yeah because those sites are for SINGLES who want to meet OTHER SINGLES!!!


I apologize for my rant but is NOTHING sacred????


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Special Birthdays

One of the awesome things about Auditor Guy is that we can be completely open and honest with each other. He knows all about my past and he has become a daily reader of my blog.

 Another awesome thing is that since we are both single, theoretically we can both let those walls come down. You know the “WALLS”? The walls that we have built up which prevent us becoming attached to anybody from the opposite sex for fear of becoming attached?? You know THAT WALL!

So yesterday I posted about “New Beginnings”. I posted about another man in synagogue. Without realizing it I think I may have hurt Auditor Guy’s feelings. We texted a little bit about it last night. Even though Auditor Guy knows me in person and knows how I talk, I guess that blog was just a little TOO honest. Kitty gets that and I appreciate Auditor Guy being honest about that. Auditor Guy’s honesty makes Kitty wet.

And so, Kitty will be focusing entirely on Auditor Guy and his cock. Auditor Guy has a birthday coming up and Kitty can’t wait to make it a special birthday. I have even purchased a special gift for Auditor Guy which I will be reviewing after we play with it.
So let me ask you all. What kind of things makes YOUR birthdays special? What kind of things do you think Auditor Guy might like Kitty to do to make his birthday a special one?

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

New Beginnings

It’s that time of year again. The Jewish New Year. I happen to really love this time of year. I love the change in seasons. I love spending time in synagogue and I love NEW BEGINNINGS. That was what the rabbi was talking about at services yesterday. I could feel his wife’s eyes bore into the back of my head as he was talking. Oh, she is a good friend of mine as some of you know. And she knows all too well about Kitty’s shenanigans and she also knows that Kitty has a fresh start.

My kids sat quietly throughout the service. My son later told me that to pass the time they play little games like counting how many blondes are in the room. Kitty plays that game too only a more “adult” version.

According to my son one of the highly esteemed members has a “crush” on me. I highly doubt it. This man is happily married and is almost 20 years my senior. He is handsome and in great shape. So while the rabbi went on and on about New Beginnings, Kitty was looking at Senior. Could he see me from way up front high upon the pulpit where he sat? Where was his wife? I hadn’t seen her in months. Was she sick? Were they divorcing? He seemed to look over at me but it was just my mind playing tricks on me.

As he walked around holding the Torah for the entire congregation to touch he glossed over me. I was stuck in the back. He didn’t even look my way. He returned to his seat and again my mind wandered. Does he have a big cock? Does he like dirty talk in bed? How would his cock feel inside Kitty’s mouth? Can I give him something his wife never did?

When it was my turn to stand upon the pulpit I looked over at him. He was smiling at me. He was smiling in general. My main concern was making sure I didn’t trip down the steps in high heels.

I didn’t get to see him at the end of services or at the beach later. I had another appointment. The good thing about the Jewish holidays is that there is another one next week. Here’s to finding out more about Senior and here’s to NEW BEGINNINGS.

Thursday, September 13, 2012


I smiled as he walked to my door. He was more handsome then I remembered. Toned and firm. Our plan was coming together. I had the kids out of the house and we had all night to play. That’s just the way I wanted it. No distractions. No time restraints…just time.

I gave him a quick tour of the house then of course we ended up in my bedroom. No sooner had we gotten over the threshold he started kissing me. I of course reciprocated but I wanted to go slowly. Instead of tearing off our own clothes I slowly undressed him then myself and we lay on the bed. Kissing lot’s of kissing. Our tongues danced and as he ran his hands over me I heard myself moaning into his mouth. I rubbed his cock which was not quite hard. We knew this might be an issue. “I have a bad heart,” he told me in an earlier conversation. “It doesn’t always get hard.” I assured him we would work it out. As I suspected his fingers proved to be an ample stand in for the rock hard cock that I long for.

Very slowly and gently I sucked his cock, licked his balls and ran my tongue up his shaft. “What are you doing?” he asked. “I want to watch”.

It was late afternoon so daylight was still shining in my bedroom window. We played for quite sometime. We watched porn together which eventually became distracting to both of us. “Put your finger in my ass,” he told me. I complied after squeezing a blob of lube on it. I worked my middle finger in his ass to the same rhythm as I sucked his cock. He seemed to enjoy this. I enjoyed pleasing him. As he became excited I became excited. “Here, put this inside of me,” I handed him my vibrator and explained later that I prefer he use it on me to working it myself. Our version of 69 proved enjoyable.

As dinnertime came and went we decided to go out to dinner. We sat comfortably talking about work, family, previous lovers. He asked me later if I was looking at him thinking “I had my finger in this guy’s ass 30 minutes ago.” I explained that I am enjoying being my vanilla self through the day and Naughty Kitty at night with him. I told him that I think I can be happy with that.

He asked me if I had a problem with the fact that he enjoys anal play. I don’t. I like to please my partner and I love the fact that he can tell me what he wants and I can provide that. I can tell him what I want and he will provide it.

After dinner we returned home. He asked if he could take a shower. I told him to make himself feel at home. We both went upstairs to settle in. It was nice. It was comfortable. We had time. We played in bed. We touched and licked and sucked. He enjoyed the way my tongue worked the head of his cock. I long to make that cock hard. I can get that cock hard. I know I can. It just takes time. Lucky for him, we have plenty of time.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Slumber Party

One of the things that I have always found sexy was well…the SECRET in my secret life. I mean to most people in my life I am a responsible, hard working, dedicated woman, mother, wife, professional. At least that’s what they tell me to my face. I’ll admit that there was a part of me that was afraid that I would always want to sneak around…always want to search. But that is not the case. Somehow and don’t ask me how, I have found a very special someone who can appreciate the ME that is ME and then he can REALLY appreciate…Naughty Kitty.

And so, Auditor Guy and I after a long week of naughty emails, texts and phone calls finally had the opportunity to have a real life play date in Naughty Kitty’s real life house. I have to admit that it was strange bringing Auditor guy here. I am so used to motel rooms but seriously. Kitty is single now although Angry Guy is known to stalk here and there even if he DID see Auditor Guy; we agreed to live as single people who are married on paper for administrative reasons.
So, yes I felt juvenile asking Auditor Guy to park across the street so that Angry Guy would not see a strange car in front of the house. It wasn’t so much that I was afraid of Angry Guy seeing us. It was that I didn’t want him to knock on the door and interrupt our play date.

As Auditor Guy walked out the door this morning at 6:30 a.m. we both laughed as each of my neighbors one by one came out to retrieve their newspapers and watched my overnight guest walk to his car. I think Auditor Guy will agree that it was an interesting night full of touching, kissing, sucking and licking. Aside from the fact that Kitty’s monthly cycle nullified several of our plans, Auditor Guy and I both were able to achieve orgasms.

We have chemistry Auditor Guy and I. My body is responsive immediately when we kiss and he has a way with his fingers that I have never experienced before. In time his tongue will find its way down to my awaiting pussy but we have time. The thing I enjoy most about the single life is being able to let down my guard and enjoy time.

I enjoyed our late afternoon playtime then enjoying a nice dinner out with a nice bottle of wine. I also enjoyed coming home and inviting Auditor Guy back to my bedroom for a little more play and then some rest. I reached over several times in the middle of the night to feel if he was still there. He reached over to stroke me. And then it was time for him to go because although Kitty is single now I am still a mother and my children are still my first priority. Auditor Guy gets that. So off he went early in the morning. I hope he enjoyed our play date as much as I did and I sure hope we can do it again soon.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Kitty's Happy Weekend

Kitty is super frisky today and Kitty has been super happy. Would you like to know WHY Kitty is happy? Well it is because Kitty is having Auditor Guy over for a play date this weekend. I know RIGHT?!?!

I can’t be sure how Auditor Guy feels but Kitty is SO excited. Kitty really digs Auditor Guy although Auditor Guy always plays it cool. Of course he does…he’s an AUDITOR!

So Auditor got just a little sample of Kitty on our first date but now Auditor Guy is going to get the full Monty. That’s one of the things I love most about this new single life of mine…the sky is the limit.

Now I know Auditor Guy is very open to being part of my blog and has given me license to write if I feel the need to write about our encounters but Auditor Guy has also agreed to play with some toys with Kitty so that Kitty can review them on the blog. I for one think that is going to be lots of fun. I may finally get that Sex Candy testing job I have been lobbying for.

So I hope you all have a great weekend. I will be back next week hopefully with a fun and sexy blog post with Auditor Guy.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Labor Day

“I haven’t done that since high school,” I said, and it was true. It was Sunday night and he and I decided to meet for dinner. Kitty is thoroughly enjoying the single life and going out for dinner with friends and dates is just part of the fun. We sat at the bar and chatted for a bit. It seemed comfortable to me. I was starving so we got a table and talked some more over dinner. It was hard for me to tell where his head was. Was he into me? Our conversation was safe and platonic until he mentioned my blog. He started asking a few questions. I’m more than happy to answer questions but the conversation began to cross over the line into friendship.

We finished dinner then dessert and coffee and made our way out to my car. He gave me a peck on the lips. “That was nice,” I thought to myself. And then he said something. I had turned away so I didn’t quite hear him. “Is that it?” he repeated. “What else do you want?” I asked as I thought to myself “this guy wants a blow job. He kissed me more passionately and pulled my hand toward his cock. “Rub my balls,” he said. I tried but it was still daylight and Kitty just wasn’t feeling it yet. I’m used to some notice. I’m used to some planning but I like him and I wanted to make him happy.

“Come in the car,” he said. We got into my car but I just couldn’t get comfortable. We kissed. His tongue touched my tongue and I wanted him. He pulled his pants down and I began to stroke him. “Does that feel good?” I asked. He nodded his head. I stroked then he stroked while I played with his balls. There were people passing my car. I wasn’t so concerned about this as the side of my seat digging into me. I bent over and put my head in his lap. I sucked his cock slowly as he held my head and began to move it to his rhythm. There were points where I told him I’d rather be somewhere else, somewhere private. “Do you want to go to a hotel?” he asked. “We don’t have time.” I answered. He began to suck my finger. “Touch your pussy and let me taste it,” he said. Kitty is always happy to please so I did it. “Mmmm you taste sweet,” he said. We kissed some more. I sucked some more and then…he came.

“I haven’t done that since high school,” I said. He answered, “Yeah, wasn’t it neat?”
Next time baby I want to go someplace quiet, someplace private so Kitty can REALLY show you a good time.