Women In Control

I just had a really nice conversation with Bad Boy. Coincidentally it is the day that I posted the Holiday Greetings blog about him so of course he got off the phone with me and read it. Luckily he liked it. I am always concerned the person I am writing about will read something into what I have written…something that I did not mean for them to read into.

So Bad Boy had read a little bit of my blog before we spoke on the phone. He was a little confused. Bad Boy had NO IDEA that I was Naughty Kitty!!! Funny right? Because most of you ONLY know me as Naughty Kitty.

So over the course of an hour or so Bad Boy and I discussed my adventures with Ashley Madison. Now Bad Boy is very fashion forward when it comes to sex so nothing I tell him would ever shock him. Also, chances are whatever I have done, he did 20 years prior. Yes, Kitty is way behind in the times and Bad Boy has lived up to his name but you all know that already.

So I was telling Bad Boy about each of the men I have been with and how each of them has disappeared from my life without having the courage to give me notice often after blowing smoke up my ass about having a long term affair. And I said to Bad Boy “What the fuck? I have told these guys that I am okay with just meeting once and many of them insist they are looking for more than just one meeting. They SAY they want to meet again and then they disappear.”

Do you know what that Bad Boy told me? Bad Boy told me…and I am paraphrasing here…Bad Boy told me that “women have all the power” and that in order to get the control back men do shit like that to women like me. Like I said…I am paraphrasing.

My response to Bad Boy was “Men are ASSHOLES!”

Bad Boy replied, “Yes, some are.”

I also said “It’s a shame really because if those fucking men would stop playing games we could have really had something nice.” Bad Boy agreed.

And so if you are one of the men who fucked Kitty and dumped me after swearing that you wouldn’t (there are several of you and you KNOW WHO YOU ARE), you are a COWARD and your punishment is yet another clip from “Sex and the City.”

So now you are in control but don't have Naughty Kitty. That's just fucking STUPID if you ask me.

P.S. Dumping Kitty without so much as a "goodbye" is even SHITTIER than breaking up on a post it note.

Ryan MADE Me Do It

Seriously now you KNOW I love requests. So Ryan of course challenged me more or less to post the ever famous "Mr. Pussy" portion of "Sex and the City". Now I promise for the last time this is it. Now I challenge you to make me cum so hard that I pass out...Anybody???

Laugh Out Loud - Tea Bagging

HEY! If you are bored with my blog refrencing "Sex and the City" every other day then you have two choices. Either you can give me something good to write about and by that I mean FUCK ME. Or you can sit down, shut up and watch this because it made me LOL!

I think it's funny because basically I am usually the one in the room who automatically assumes the comment made was sexual in nature. I'm the one in the room that usually gets the funny looks.

Actually, after watching this yet again I am more like Miranda who is asking the questions "Why do they call it 'tea-bagging"?

I love this scene regardless. So laugh with me and hang in there. I am still being a good kitty so this is all I got...for now.

So Maybe I am More of a "Carrie"...Minus the Ray Bans

Before you ask, NO I did not spend all weekend watching “Sex and the City” episodes…well…not THIS weekend.

I am not sure what disturbs me more…the fact that I watched this initially because I saw that Bon Jovi was in it or because I KEPT watching it because Bon Jovi was in it.

I am choosing to post it because it is so relevant. Yes, I am sure you are all saying “DUH, Kitty! We ALL pick the wrong men/women!”

Initially on Ashley Madison I went for guys that were EXACTLY wrong for me. In fact as my headshrinker would say, “That’s the whole point of the website, right?” Then toward the end I had decided I wanted more of a long term lover to fill in the “voids” that my husband, son, father left me.

Okay, I need to ponder a little more. Maybe I will watch Bon Jovi just a FEW more times and I will find the answer. What do you think?

He Can Reach Me...

Okay I hate to go all “Sex and the City” on you but here goes…it’s just one of my many addictions. Would it surprise any of you that when I took that quiz on Facebook, the character I most resembled was Samantha? The only difference is I am not tall…or blonde…or statuesque. I don’t live in New York and quite frankly I am not “fabulous”. This blog is taking a bad turn.

The point I am trying to make is that I happen to identify with many of the situations in the show only adapted down to my middle class world. I assume a lot of others identify as well otherwise the show would not have been as successful as it was.

The one situation I identify with so much lately is the idea that “he can reach me, but I can NEVER get him.”

Can anybody else identify?

Here, take a look…