I just had a really nice conversation with Bad Boy. Coincidentally it is the day that I posted the Holiday Greetings blog about him so of course he got off the phone with me and read it. Luckily he liked it. I am always concerned the person I am writing about will read something into what I have written…something that I did not mean for them to read into.
So Bad Boy had read a little bit of my blog before we spoke on the phone. He was a little confused. Bad Boy had NO IDEA that I was Naughty Kitty!!! Funny right? Because most of you ONLY know me as Naughty Kitty.
So over the course of an hour or so Bad Boy and I discussed my adventures with Ashley Madison. Now Bad Boy is very fashion forward when it comes to sex so nothing I tell him would ever shock him. Also, chances are whatever I have done, he did 20 years prior. Yes, Kitty is way behind in the times and Bad Boy has lived up to his name but you all know that already.
So I was telling Bad Boy about each of the men I have been with and how each of them has disappeared from my life without having the courage to give me notice often after blowing smoke up my ass about having a long term affair. And I said to Bad Boy “What the fuck? I have told these guys that I am okay with just meeting once and many of them insist they are looking for more than just one meeting. They SAY they want to meet again and then they disappear.”Do you know what that Bad Boy told me? Bad Boy told me…and I am paraphrasing here…Bad Boy told me that “women have all the power” and that in order to get the control back men do shit like that to women like me. Like I said…I am paraphrasing.
My response to Bad Boy was “Men are ASSHOLES!”
Bad Boy replied, “Yes, some are.”
I also said “It’s a shame really because if those fucking men would stop playing games we could have really had something nice.” Bad Boy agreed.
And so if you are one of the men who fucked Kitty and dumped me after swearing that you wouldn’t (there are several of you and you KNOW WHO YOU ARE), you are a COWARD and your punishment is yet another clip from “Sex and the City.”
So now you are in control but don't have Naughty Kitty. That's just fucking STUPID if you ask me.
P.S. Dumping Kitty without so much as a "goodbye" is even SHITTIER than breaking up on a post it note.