Sunday, December 7, 2014

Color Wars

He was running late so Kitty checked us into the hotel. It was a dark and rainy night and a little frightening walking up the stairwell alone especially when I saw a door ajar in the dark corner and the lights in the room did not go on when I turned on the switch. I managed to find one working lamp in the room. If I had known he was going to be so late I would have brought some sexy lingerie and taking a shower. Instead I lay on the bed watching television and texted him as he was on his way. After about an hour there was a startling knock at the door. I cautiously opened the door as he pushed it open forcefully. He had just come from coaching basketball wearing sweats and looking like the jock he was in high school. He was carrying his overnight bag and stopped on his way into the room to give Kitty a kiss…and then a more passionate kiss which made Kitty weak at the knees.

He put his things down on the bed and began to unpack. He had stopped at Target on the way and picked up a portable speaker, disinfectant, baby oil, honey and candles. He tossed the candles in my direction and I began to set them up. He set up Pandora to a smooth jazz playlist which was incredibly sexy. Then he sprayed the entire room with disinfectant which made Kitty smile and laugh. He sat on the edge of the bed and immediately grabbed my feet. He admired the fact that they were so small and I was happy that I had taken the time to paint my toenails and moisturize.
We kissed slowly and in perfect sync. His tongue hit my mouth in just the right places. I nibbled on his top lip and he jumped up and said, “Let me just take a quick shower. Five minutes.”

Kitty undressed down to my panties and bra and slipped into bed as he did after his shower. Again we began to kiss ever so slowly. He moved so slowly it was absolutely refreshing waiting to unhook my bra and slip off my panties. Kitty rubbed his bulge and could tell that he was hard already but before I could reach for his cock, he moved down to kitty’s pussy and began ever so gently to lick me and it was unbelievable and Kitty began to moan.

He moved up and rubbed his cock against Kitty’s clit. “Open your eyes,” he said “I want to see your face”.

I opened my eyes and smiled as I saw his face looking down at me, “That smile,” he said. “You are dangerous.”

Kitty thought about my secret life and silently agreed. We moved together slowly, our bodies responding in kind to each other’s touch. His voice alone was enough to make me cum but his gently touch; the dimly lit room and the smooth jazz playing in the background put me over the edge. Shortly thereafter he pulled out and came on kitty’s stomach.

We lay together talking, joking and laughing about our home town, our former classmates, our secret affair, our kids, our exes all the while kissing and touching. This was something Kitty doesn’t ever remember experiencing before.

After a short rest, Kitty began to kiss him. I nibbled gently on his lip then his nipples as he moaned with pleasure. Kitty ran my tongue down his stomach until I finally reached his cock. I gently ran my tongue around the head as he gasped, “Oh my God that feels good, Baby.” Kitty sucked the head just a little bit, ran my tongue up and down one side of the shaft then the other. Kitty continued as his breath began to quicken. “Ride my cock,” he commanded. Kitty climbed aboard with glee and began to gyrate as he called my name and said things like, “You like that big, black, hard cock inside of you don’t you?” He was right of course although just after that first kiss at the hotel room door Kitty had completely forgotten the race difference between us. All I could focus on was the way his lips felt on my mouth, the way his tongue felt on my pussy, the way his cock felt inside of me and the sound of his voice as he called out my name.

It’s been a long time since Kitty has wanted to curl up in a man’s arms and fall asleep much less spend the night together. This was one of those times. Unfortunately the reality of life waited at home for Kitty and I had to leave him. I hope to see him again although it is not likely. Kitty had a wonderful time.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Race To The Finish

So what’s new with Kitty? Well…all SORTS of things!! Things are moving along. Thanksgiving was fun and really put Kitty in the mood to celebrate the rest of the holiday season.

So what’s new in Kitty’s “LIFE” you ask…well…Kitty has met two “new” men. The first is a Traveling Man. He is a salesman and even though he says he travels 70% of the time it sounds more like 95%. We met for drinks not too long ago. He was surprisingly handsome. So much so that Kitty agreed to meet him again. The Traveling Man is a slow mover. Kitty doesn’t know what to make of that but I sure am having fun learning. The second time we met he actually gave Kitty a proper kiss with tongue and everything!! Who knows what a third date will bring but I sure can’t wait to find out. Kitty’s attitude lately is basically if nothing else comes of it, I am meeting new and interesting people. The Traveling Man is interesting as well as handsome so our next meeting should be interesting to say the least.

Something interesting about Kitty that you may or may not know depending on if you know me in person…Kitty’s real self always seems to shine through even in my vanilla life. Last week a friend that I went to high school with was in town. We agreed to meet for drinks after work. Now this old high school buddy happens to be from a different race. Surprisingly Kitty has never fucked outside my race. The opportunity has never presented itself but it may very soon.

It turns out my old high school friend is recently separated. We had a very nice dinner together and chatted non-stop. You just know the entire time Kitty was looking at him wondering what it would be like to fuck him. Wondering what his lips would feel like on mine. Wondering if he would run his tongue along my pussy just the way I like it. Wondering if he would fuck me doggie style. But alas he walked me to my car after dinner, I gave him a respectful peck on the cheek and we went our separate ways.

I’m not sure which of his texts lead me to believe he may be interested in more than just a friendship but I definitely read things right because later in the morning before Thanksgiving he made a remark about our “date”

Kitty: “Oh so are we DATING now?”

High School Buddy: “Well, that depends on you…”

Bottom line…we have been texting, chatting and have a mini weekend getaway planned this weekend.

It’s going to be a great holiday season!!

Monday, November 24, 2014

Gaining Perspective

This weekend was a weekend of enlightenment for Kitty. In fact, the past few weeks have opened my eyes to a lot of things. Kitty has been doing a lot of research on Feng Shui and have started to make changes to my home specifically my bedroom in order to invite fortune as well as LOVE. Yes, I know…horrifying isn’t it? Kitty is ready to find love…well…just about ready.

Another thing I did was go to see a “Medium” and as I explained to one of my blogging buddies…yes…I am one of THOSE. Kitty is constantly searching for that connection to the other side. I’m not sure how legitimate the medium was but we had a very nice conversation and she really touched on some sensitivities that Kitty has…or HAD.

So while Kitty is working on enlightenment I met a man. He’s a nice guy. Very well spoken, highly educated and he absolutely adores Kitty…kind of like the way Kitty felt about The Cowboy.

So, what’s the problem? You are probably asking. Well…as much as Kitty likes “Mr. Down and Out”, Kitty is simply not attracted to him. We have spoken on the phone every night since we met online and as I mention over and over Kitty HATES talking on the phone. During our conversations Kitty has learned that Mr. Down and Out has no family. He was laid off from his high paying job and is doing temp work. He is divorced, had a falling out with his kids and is being medicated for bi-polar disorder. See what Kitty is saying?

So what would the obvious thing be to do in a situation where you meet a Mr. Down and Out? You got it! Kitty invited him for Thanksgiving!!! Now, Kitty is not having regrets about that…not at all. In fact as I tell my kids, it’s the whole premise of the season the way I see it. So Mr. Down and Out will be joining Kitty’s family this holiday season.

Sadly, Kitty had to explain to him that we are never going to be a couple. Kitty tried to explain to Mr. Down and Out that this winter will be a particularly difficult time for me at work and so the idea of starting a relationship at this time would be foolish.

The interesting thing about all of this is that I had a revelation. The way I feel about Mr. Down and Out is the way The Cowboy (and probably many other men) feel about Kitty. They “like” Kitty. They just aren’t ATTRACTED to Kitty. There is simply nothing Kitty can do about either situation. You are turned on by who you are turned on by and there is no rhyme or reason. It just is.

Kitty wishes you all a happy and healthy holiday season. Kitty will keep plugging away according to the “Medium”, 2015 is Kitty’s year to find love and good fortune. I sure hope so. Kitty could use a little love and good fortune.

Monday, November 17, 2014


Kitty had every intention of baking cranberry bread last night. The kids were going to dinner with Angry Guy. Kitty has been doing well on my “diet” and even planned a healthy dinner for myself before the baking was to commence.

I received an email from him on AM. Just a “how ya doin’ ?” type of email which I thought was kind of funny in light of the fact that he can and sometimes does text me directly at no charge.

I texted him back and asked if he was working or if he had his kids. He said “neither” so I invited him for a drink. We’ve met before…just once for dinner over the summer. We’ve kept in touch. We’ve become friends.

We texted for a bit…playful texts. He said something about lifting my skirt and taking a picture for him so I texted him a nipple shot quickly. He was driving and I will admit there is a naughty side of me that enjoys distracting men while they are driving. He’s calmer though, not easily distracted. He said the picture made him hard.

He was right. By 6:00 that evening Kitty had her hands all over his rock hard cock and it felt nice. Initially he planned to tease me with his cock. Yes, he occasionally reads this blog and knows that’s kitty’s kryptonite. It didn’t take much coaxing before his rock hard cock was thrusting into Kitty’s warm, wet pussy first in missionary then he felt oh so nice fucking Kitty from behind as he stood at the edge of the bed. As he fucked me he said things like, “I love this ass” as he gave it a smack. Knowing how much Kitty enjoys riding a hard cock he gave me the opportunity to do that. At one point he looked into Kitty’s eyes and said, “You are a good looking woman.”

After we were both satisfied we lay in bed chatting. He reminded Kitty that the last time we texted I had fallen for someone. I let my guard down and got cut off at the knees. I liked that he cared enough to ask and was happy to report that particular person was out of my life but the sting of the Cowboy’s disinterest still cut like a knife.

I asked him what he thought about the situation but as we fucked and as he complimented my body, my looks, how much he enjoyed my mouth and my pussy I couldn’t help but feel as though things were going to work out for the best. Everything happens for a reason. I tell my kids that all the time and yes, I believe it.

Someday there may be a man that will appreciate Kitty in my vanilla life. The possibility does exist.

In the end Kitty had to leave. One of the last things he said to me was, “with all the exercise we just got and missing dinner tonight Kitty will be at fighting weight in no time.”

Funny…Kitty was thinking the same thing.

Friday, November 14, 2014

The File

This morning when Kitty got into work I put his file away. We aren’t expecting to hear any news until late December and quite frankly it’s torture seeing his name constantly through the day. Every computer file I open has his name on it or one of his family members. Seeing his handwriting and knowing that he’d never be writing anything to Kitty directly other than something work related is just too much to bare right now.

We did finally get out to the farm to visit The Cowboy. For Kitty it was like being in heaven. It was a particularly cold and windy Sunday. Kitty and daughter drove over an hour to get up there. He and his brother were waiting for us. Kitty’s Grinch heart leapt when I saw them both. The Cowboy’s brother is quite a bit younger, handsome, and well-educated and has the sexiest voice Kitty has ever heard. He was the first of the brothers to charm Kitty and it was a pleasure to finally meet him in person.

The brothers gave us a brief tour of the farm. We joked about Kitty riding one of the cows and The Cowboy saddled up two horses then The Cowboy took Kitty’s daughter for her very first horseback ride. The brothers were so kind and hospitable Kitty can’t help but fall head over heels. But alas, The Cowboy simply does not feel the same way about Kitty.

In an effort to show what a good farmer’s girlfriend Kitty could be, I made a pumpkin bread for The Cowboy as a “thank you”.

“How did you know I love pumpkin bread?” He said as I handed it to him. Kitty smiled inside.

He made a comment to Kitty’s daughter about learning how to cook and Kitty secretly hoped The Cowboy was thinking, “Damn this woman is a PERFECT!”

Kitty hoped and wished all week that The Cowboy would call. I did call him for a faux work related question. He said the bread was “good” and “moist” and that he and his brothers “devoured it before it could get into the house”.  And while Kitty hung onto these words hoping that they meant something more, in the end they were just kind words from a really nice guy who has no romantic interest in Kitty what so ever.

Does this make Kitty sad? Absolutely! Kitty can see myself with The Cowboy long term. I can see myself spending the weekends on the farm working, and playing. Kitty can see myself taking care of The Cowboy. I can see myself cooking for him and after a long hard day on the farm making love to him.  I can see myself enjoying his big family and all the wonderful occasions they enjoy together.

This past weekend The Cowboy was in a wedding…another brother’s wedding. We talked a little about it. Kitty was hoping that by some miracle he would invite me to be his guest. Apparently there was some drama with the mother of The Cowboy’s son. She was invited to the wedding as well but was throwing a tantrum over not being invited to the bridal shower.

Kitty wanted to shout “TAKE ME!!! I’M DRAMA FREE!!!” Instead Kitty told The Cowboy to have a good time and to send me pictures of himself all dressed up in a tuxedo. Kitty knows The Cowboy cleans up nice.

But as the song says, “I can’t make you love me if you don’t” so before Kitty loses what is left of my dignity, I decided the best thing was to put The Cowboy’s file back downstairs where it belongs, re-wrap my heart in bubble wrap, re-build my walls and move on.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Team Kitty

Last night Kitty had a great conversation with my old friend Bad Boy. I would have to say that he knows me better than just about anybody inside and out. I don’t want to gush too much because I think it makes him feel uncomfortable when I write about him and our conversations but I have to include him in my unique group of friends that I like to call “Team Kitty”.

Last night Bad Boy and Kitty were texting as we tend to do here and there. Bad Boy is always very cordial and always invites Kitty to call him. Kitty is not big on talking on the phone for several reasons but especially since my kids are usually around and hear bits of my conversation with Bad Boy which at times can be rather inappropriate.

So we were texting…Bad Boy and Kitty. We exchanged the “what’s new?” We both of course said “not much”. I did mention about my pending threesome with Esq. and Sidekick and we briefly discussed it. I then mentioned that T-Bone’s wife had called me when Bad Boy texted, “U really need to call.” Kitty had to smile and then Kitty called Bad Boy.

As Bad Boy and Kitty were talking and Bad Boy was urging Kitty to be safe, Kitty realized that I really DO have quite a unique group of friends a.k.a. Team Kitty.

Team Kitty consists of friends both real and cyber mostly men and mostly platonic all concerned for Kitty’s safety as well as my happiness.

I think when I wrote that post “One Hellava Night” it may have shaken a few of my friends up. Kitty didn’t mean to do that. I was simply trying to add a little spice to the blog post and for those of you who really got upset, I apologize.

I want to assure you all that Kitty takes many many precautions when I go on play dates. Kitty always tells at least one person on Team Kitty where I will be and with whom which I think is a good policy for anybody living this secret life.

Kitty has also become more selective believe it or not about my play mates. Bad Boy and I were discussing that as well. When Kitty was trapped in a sexless marriage I was absolutely bananas for sex. Kitty did some really unsafe things with some really unsavory characters. Luckily everything worked out but I did learn my lesson. The funny thing is that now that Kitty is free to fuck whoever I like I don’t have that feeling of desperation that I used to have when I was married.

That doesn’t mean that Kitty has lost my drive. OH NOO!!! It’s just that Kitty can afford to be more discriminating. I don’t put myself in unsafe situations anymore and like I said I have the support of Team Kitty.

So I want to thank all of you for all of your concern and all of your support.


Naughty Kitty


Tuesday, November 11, 2014

It Must Be a Full Moon

Kitty just had the craziest IM conversation with an old friend on Facebook. He and I had been friends in high school. He had a crush on Kitty I think at the time but was too shy to act on it I think. We came in contact once again through Facebook. He is happily married with a beautiful family and lives a safe distance from Kitty. We are in the same profession and he has quite a few health issues so he is on and off of Facebook and will occasionally make a comment about how beautiful Kitty’s kids are or even how beautiful Kitty is!

Last night while Kitty was juggling the logistics of meeting T-Bone HS Crush began to text me. I missed his text initially but this morning he IM’d me again and said he was dealing with some heavy stuff. I immediately assumed it was health related when in reality his wife had just asked to open up THEIR marriage!!!

Now Kitty has no idea what made him reach out to ME with this information and by the end of the conversation we were both laughing but initially he said “if you were presented with this situation what would you do?’

Kitty: “Would you believe me if I told you I was presented with this situation just last night?”


So Kitty and HS Crush had an online conversation about all sorts of things related to open marriage, divorce affairs and Kitty told HS Crush the abbreviated version of my secret life.

Not much surprises me anymore but I have to admit, the concept that of all the people HS Crush should confide in Kitty right off the bat about this…well…you have to admit there is something cosmic about it.