Transistor Radios, VHS Porn and Vibrators

So AG and I were talking yesterday. He was looking for a transistor radio. Kitty had to teach AG how to use Amazon. I know I know...should we start with AG being old enough to enjoy "transistor" radios? Or should we discuss the fact that he reads blogs and surfs porn on the web but has never dealt with Amazon? I'll tell you what...let's let both sleeping dogs lay for now because once I directed AG to Amazon he then said he was also looking for a VHS player!! This all led to a conversation about my father having a porn stash in VHS as well as super 8. We then discussed the fact that my mother wants me to get my father's porn stash out of her house so that nobody finds it once...well...you know. AG told me he has the same concerns about his porn stash. I told him I think it is more acceptable in the eyes of the public to find porn in the home of a single man as opposed to a single senior citizen female. This all led to my asking AG if he ever read this post that I had written about vibrators. And so, I am re-posting because I just can't expect my dear, sweet, AG to find his way to this post on his own when he can't even deal with Amazon...

Picture this…your mother passes away suddenly. You are in charge of sorting through her worldly possessions and in that drawer right next to her side of the bed…you find…her vibrator collection!!!!

Horrifying right?? Well I for one would be surprised but not horrified. I did actually bring the Susan Lucci Youthful Essence attachment potential up to my mom. See, my mom bought me the Susan Lucci Youthful Essence kit and there is a “massage” attachment which looks suspiciously like something that you should put up against your…um…your CLIT. She was suspiciously nonchalant about it so I have my guard up.

My own kids are a different story. If I were to get into a tragic accident in the now I would hope that Angry Guy has the sense to remove any and all toys which would potentially scar my young children. This is highly unlikely as he quite often used to leave my warming gel front and center on the nightstand after he used it.


Okay so what about when I am my mom’s age?

WTF?! Do I have to live everyday like it will be my last? Is that what that expression means?? CLEAR YOUR DRAWERS OF ALL YOUR SEX TOYS!!!

Well what the hell am I supposed to do? For now I am staying put and the toys stay where they are which is practically in plain sight. Maybe that is a good thing. If my kids get used to seeing them then when I die they won’t be scarred. They will just chuck my big green friend in the trash.

I hope they take the batteries out first so they can use them for something else. That would be a terrible waste of batteries. Don’t ‘cha think??

Tied in Knots

Even though Kitty and AG are enjoying vanilla life for a while, AG is well aware of my naughty side. So when we are up in Kitty’s room fucking, the sky is truly the limit and AG knows I will try to fulfill his every wish. I have to admit that on occasion I am not in the mood for one thing or another but I will always TRY to please AG even if I don’t do EXACTLY what he requests I will always lick that special sweet spot right at the point where the head meets the shaft. He seems to like that move.

So the other day AG and I were playing in Kitty’s bedroom AG mentioned something about tying me up. Actually AG has been threatening promising to tie me up for months. Well that sneaky AG actually went out and bought the restraints. He waited and waited and at one point I made a joke about being tied up and sure enough that AG pulled the restraints out of his jeans. The problem with Kitty’s bed is that I don’t have a headboard so AG fumbled a little bit before he had me tied and bound. He put the blindfold on me and I lay back ready to enjoy. 

I have to say that covering my eyes made the experience all the more sensual. I felt him move his hands inside my thighs taunting my pussy but not quite touching me. There was a brief moment with nothing and then I felt him climb over me then felt the head of his cock up against my lips. I ran my tongue over it. I leaned up to take it further into my mouth and he pulled away. I leaned back. He pressed up against my lips one more time. I sat up as much as I could to take him in my mouth. The restraints held me back and he pulled away moving his mouth down between my legs running his tongue into the folds of my pussy moving his tongue inside then nibbled my clit just a little bit. He removed the blindfold then each of the restraints then returned to Kitty’s hot spot. I moved my way around into the 69 position.

AG and I agree that 69 is our favorite position with each other although I have to admit, Kitty LOVES being tied down and worked up. I wonder what other toys AG keeps in his jean pockets.

In My Room

There is something about bringing AG up to my bedroom that makes me feel like a young girl again. Maybe it’s sneaking upstairs like I used to do with Bad Boy back in high school. Maybe it’s the stuffed animals strewn about here and there. He arrived at 10:00 a.m. on the dot. We were sneaking in a play date while the kids were at Hebrew School. We went immediately up to my room and began to undress. I slipped under the covers. It’s starting to get cold here on the east coast. AG followed behind me. We began kissing as we have done in the past.

Something was different today. I couldn’t put my finger on it but there was definitely something…I reached down to touch his cock. It looked different somehow. As I stroked it I noticed it becoming…HARD! This was a surprise for Kitty. AG warned me early on in our relationship about his heart condition and that the probability of getting hard enough to fuck was improbable. And yet here it was…a full blown erection.

I hesitated talking about it. I didn’t want to jinx it or make it shrink up. I wasn’t quite ready and AG wanted to go right to 69 which we both agree is our favorite but I just didn’t want to waste this opportunity. As AG began to go down on me I asked him to “please put it in me”. He hesitated but I insisted. We all know Kitty gets what Kitty wants. I hopped on AG’s rock hard cock and began to enjoy the feeling of him inside of me for the very first time. It was strange in a way but felt very natural. We have been together several times by now. We are well aware of the likes and dislikes of the other. 

Our tongues and our fingers have gone just about everywhere on one another’s bodies and yet…AG’s cock has never been inside of me.

I told him how good he felt inside of me and moved somewhat gingerly so as not to disturb the delicate balance that allowed his cock to become so magnificently hard. I tried not to let myself get too far into it for fear that he would lose it.

As we rocked together he mentioned…just gave me a hint that he had done it. He had taken a pill. He had taken Viagra. “I thought you’d be mad at me,” he said. I insisted that I wasn’t angry. My hesitation was that Viagra would be bad for his already weak heart. He had mentioned the idea of taking it in the past and I immediately told him not to even discuss it with the doctor. When we were in bed and we were fucking and he was telling me about his conversation with the doctor, he assured me everything was fine and the doctor showed no concern.

And so, Kitty enjoyed AG’s rock hard cock this morning. I enjoyed riding him cowgirl then reverse cowgirl then I had to feel him doggie style and finally missionary. Kitty got to feel AG’s rock hard cock every which way…in my room.

Thank you for a beautiful morning AG.

Birthday Party

It took a lot of planning and several cancellations but it was finally time to celebrate Auditor Guy’s birthday. We decided to get a hotel room since it would buy us more time although I think in the long run we didn’t need it.

Sadly AG and I made several attempts at meeting to celebrate his birthday. We did see each other on his actual birthday but he was getting over a bad cold so we opted for today. It’s pretty difficult for Kitty to plan these things although you wouldn’t think so.

For one I had been waiting to hear about a second interview for a new job. AG knew it was important to me. When I hadn’t heard anything by Friday I asked him what if they called on Monday and wanted to interview me on Tuesday. Luckily for whatever reason they called me Saturday and I took the interview Monday. Whew! That was close!

So today was the day. I went to work as I normally do dressing in something just a little sexier than usual just in case AG took a moment to notice me. Oh, I forgot! AG sent me a link to an erotic massage video. This chick rubbed this dude down completely with oil. Toward the end of course she worked his cock exclusively giving him one hell of a hand job. I was trying to figure out how I could get to the store to get some oil in time for AG’s birthday party but it was no use. We will have to save the cock massage for our next play date but rest assured I will have the oil by then.

So pretty early in the morning I received a text from Angry Guy. He was in the hospital. He had chest pains. Although I was concerned for him there was nothing I could do. I have to admit that I was angry for lack of a better word. This is just the thing that I expected from him. He makes no effort to take care of himself and has neglected his health for years. In addition he is acting horribly around the kids and capable of just about anything to manipulate his way back into the house. Fortunately we are all in a much more peaceful place when he is not here so his return is not even a consideration. I didn’t even realize how trapped I really felt until I began to enjoy the freedoms of single womanhood.

I did text AG to let him know what was going on but in the end told him that I wanted to meet for his birthday party. To add to the excitement I received a text from none other than T-Bone. He wanted to know what I was doing today. I told him I had a play date with a friend. He asked if I wanted a three-way but it became clear that he thought I meant I was going out with another woman. When I mentioned AG, T-Bone’s texts ceased immediately.

While driving to the hotel I noticed something different. There was a lack of nervousness that I had while driving to meet the other men I have met. I thought how nice it is not to have to hide anymore. AG and I are two single people enjoying one another completely guilt free. There is something about that that appeals to me.

I arrived at the room number which AG texted ahead. He wasn’t expecting me so early but had already made himself comfortable. He greeted me warmly and we chatted quickly as I began to turn off the lights one by one. He pointed out how silly that was but I continued.

It didn’t take long for us to undress and begin kissing in bed. I climbed on top of AG and began to get wet as he removed my bra. Quickly I removed my panties as he worked his way down…down. It was the first time I had the pleasure of feeling his mouth on my pussy. He had been talking about “eating” me for weeks since our first encounter and yes his mouth felt wonderful against me. I wanted desperately to suck his cock at the same time. That comes very natural to me…sucking while being sucked.

As we moved into position it became clear to us both that this was OUR position…69. He asked me to move my fingers into his ass first one then two. I sucked his cock as I did this all the while he was going down on me. Amazingly I was able to concentrate. 

We moved with one another this way then that. Each time my fingers found their way inside of AG as my mouth found his cock. I toyed with the head inside my mouth as he groaned and begged me to tell him what I was doing. I made sure he could see me. AG likes to watch. AG is very easy to please. We took short breaks here and there until he let me unwrap his special gift. It is called “The Wave” which you can imagine is a butt plug of sorts with graduated ball shapes (waves) running down its length. I was careful about working it into AG’s ass but he took it well and although he said it was a different sensation seemed to enjoy it. Yes, he admitted that he preferred my fingers as they gave him a more intimate feel but I was happy to offer the variety.

It was nice to pleasure Auditor Guy. He is very sweet and kind in bed and out of bed. He admits that he struggles with romantic words but Kitty assured him that he does just fine. I have to say that AG wore me out. I enjoyed our little party but when the time came for AG to cum Kitty was just not up to swallowing his cum. I’m so sorry AG. I just wasn’t feeling it at that moment.

I sure hope Auditor Guy enjoyed his special birthday party. Don’t you just love a party where everybody cums?

Kitty Losing My Touch

I think I might be losing my touch a little bit in my new vanilla life. Oh don’t get me wrong, I LOVE it! I love being able to do whatever I want pretty much whenever I want to. I love being able to talk to whoever I want to on the phone and not having to worry about who I am texting, when and why.

So yesterday was Auditor Guy’s official birthday and although I wanted to make it super special and sexy for him, he is getting over a terrible cold. Kitty is not very sexy when I am sick so we opted to postpone the play date and I intended to take AG out to dinner. Oh believe me when AG and I finally have our birthday play date, Kitty has a gift which consists of a special toy just for AG and I have every intention of using it on him.

In the meantime Kitty emailed AG

 I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking forward to celebrating on Tuesday.  I can’t wait to have that dick in my mouth and your tongue on my clit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for you!

 Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...naked...touching eachother...licking each other...sucking each other.

Xoxoxo

Pretty sexy right? And pretty standard for Kitty. I mean poor AG loved my blog before we started seeing each other. My recent lifestyle change and our budding relationship has left me with little or no time to write much less incentive to be naughty with anybody but AG.

AG of course responded with an equally sexy email about where his tongue would like to explore and where he would like Kitty to put her fingers. AG as you may know enjoys anal play.

So Kitty opened AG’s sexy email, read it and then as I often do went back to read my original email to AG which in reality read like this…

I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking forward to celebrating on Tuesday.  I can’t wait to have that dock in my mouth and you tongue on my flit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for you!

 Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...baked...touching each other...licking each other...sucking each other.
 
 Xoxoxo

Kitty’s autocorrect obviously has a mind of its own. Kitty has got to step up my game I think. Have a great weekend everybody! 
 

Special Birthdays

One of the awesome things about Auditor Guy is that we can be completely open and honest with each other. He knows all about my past and he has become a daily reader of my blog.

 Another awesome thing is that since we are both single, theoretically we can both let those walls come down. You know the “WALLS”? The walls that we have built up which prevent us becoming attached to anybody from the opposite sex for fear of becoming attached?? You know THAT WALL!

So yesterday I posted about “New Beginnings”. I posted about another man in synagogue. Without realizing it I think I may have hurt Auditor Guy’s feelings. We texted a little bit about it last night. Even though Auditor Guy knows me in person and knows how I talk, I guess that blog was just a little TOO honest. Kitty gets that and I appreciate Auditor Guy being honest about that. Auditor Guy’s honesty makes Kitty wet.

And so, Kitty will be focusing entirely on Auditor Guy and his cock. Auditor Guy has a birthday coming up and Kitty can’t wait to make it a special birthday. I have even purchased a special gift for Auditor Guy which I will be reviewing after we play with it.

So let me ask you all. What kind of things makes YOUR birthdays special? What kind of things do you think Auditor Guy might like Kitty to do to make his birthday a special one?

Time

I smiled as he walked to my door. He was more handsome then I remembered. Toned and firm. Our plan was coming together. I had the kids out of the house and we had all night to play. That’s just the way I wanted it. No distractions. No time restraints…just time.

I gave him a quick tour of the house then of course we ended up in my bedroom. No sooner had we gotten over the threshold he started kissing me. I of course reciprocated but I wanted to go slowly. Instead of tearing off our own clothes I slowly undressed him then myself and we lay on the bed. Kissing lot’s of kissing. Our tongues danced and as he ran his hands over me I heard myself moaning into his mouth. I rubbed his cock which was not quite hard. We knew this might be an issue. “I have a bad heart,” he told me in an earlier conversation. “It doesn’t always get hard.” I assured him we would work it out. As I suspected his fingers proved to be an ample stand in for the rock hard cock that I long for.

Very slowly and gently I sucked his cock, licked his balls and ran my tongue up his shaft. “What are you doing?” he asked. “I want to watch”.

It was late afternoon so daylight was still shining in my bedroom window. We played for quite sometime. We watched porn together which eventually became distracting to both of us. “Put your finger in my ass,” he told me. I complied after squeezing a blob of lube on it. I worked my middle finger in his ass to the same rhythm as I sucked his cock. He seemed to enjoy this. I enjoyed pleasing him. As he became excited I became excited. “Here, put this inside of me,” I handed him my vibrator and explained later that I prefer he use it on me to working it myself. Our version of 69 proved enjoyable.

As dinnertime came and went we decided to go out to dinner. We sat comfortably talking about work, family, previous lovers. He asked me later if I was looking at him thinking “I had my finger in this guy’s ass 30 minutes ago.” I explained that I am enjoying being my vanilla self through the day and Naughty Kitty at night with him. I told him that I think I can be happy with that.

 

He asked me if I had a problem with the fact that he enjoys anal play. I don’t. I like to please my partner and I love the fact that he can tell me what he wants and I can provide that. I can tell him what I want and he will provide it.

After dinner we returned home. He asked if he could take a shower. I told him to make himself feel at home. We both went upstairs to settle in. It was nice. It was comfortable. We had time. We played in bed. We touched and licked and sucked. He enjoyed the way my tongue worked the head of his cock. I long to make that cock hard. I can get that cock hard. I know I can. It just takes time. Lucky for him, we have plenty of time.

Slumber Party

One of the things that I have always found sexy was well…the SECRET in my secret life. I mean to most people in my life I am a responsible, hard working, dedicated woman, mother, wife, professional. At least that’s what they tell me to my face. I’ll admit that there was a part of me that was afraid that I would always want to sneak around…always want to search. But that is not the case. Somehow and don’t ask me how, I have found a very special someone who can appreciate the ME that is ME and then he can REALLY appreciate…Naughty Kitty.

And so, Auditor Guy and I after a long week of naughty emails, texts and phone calls finally had the opportunity to have a real life play date in Naughty Kitty’s real life house. I have to admit that it was strange bringing Auditor guy here. I am so used to motel rooms but seriously. Kitty is single now although Angry Guy is known to stalk here and there even if he DID see Auditor Guy; we agreed to live as single people who are married on paper for administrative reasons.

So, yes I felt juvenile asking Auditor Guy to park across the street so that Angry Guy would not see a strange car in front of the house. It wasn’t so much that I was afraid of Angry Guy seeing us. It was that I didn’t want him to knock on the door and interrupt our play date.

As Auditor Guy walked out the door this morning at 6:30 a.m. we both laughed as each of my neighbors one by one came out to retrieve their newspapers and watched my overnight guest walk to his car. I think Auditor Guy will agree that it was an interesting night full of touching, kissing, sucking and licking. Aside from the fact that Kitty’s monthly cycle nullified several of our plans, Auditor Guy and I both were able to achieve orgasms.

We have chemistry Auditor Guy and I. My body is responsive immediately when we kiss and he has a way with his fingers that I have never experienced before. In time his tongue will find its way down to my awaiting pussy but we have time. The thing I enjoy most about the single life is being able to let down my guard and enjoy time.

I enjoyed our late afternoon playtime then enjoying a nice dinner out with a nice bottle of wine. I also enjoyed coming home and inviting Auditor Guy back to my bedroom for a little more play and then some rest. I reached over several times in the middle of the night to feel if he was still there. He reached over to stroke me. And then it was time for him to go because although Kitty is single now I am still a mother and my children are still my first priority. Auditor Guy gets that. So off he went early in the morning. I hope he enjoyed our play date as much as I did and I sure hope we can do it again soon.

Kitty's Happy Weekend

Kitty is super frisky today and Kitty has been super happy. Would you like to know WHY Kitty is happy? Well it is because Kitty is having Auditor Guy over for a play date this weekend. I know RIGHT?!?!

I can’t be sure how Auditor Guy feels but Kitty is SO excited. Kitty really digs Auditor Guy although Auditor Guy always plays it cool. Of course he does…he’s an AUDITOR!

So Auditor got just a little sample of Kitty on our first date but now Auditor Guy is going to get the full Monty. That’s one of the things I love most about this new single life of mine…the sky is the limit.

Now I know Auditor Guy is very open to being part of my blog and has given me license to write if I feel the need to write about our encounters but Auditor Guy has also agreed to play with some toys with Kitty so that Kitty can review them on the blog. I for one think that is going to be lots of fun. I may finally get that Sex Candy testing job I have been lobbying for.

So I hope you all have a great weekend. I will be back next week hopefully with a fun and sexy blog post with Auditor Guy.

Labor Day

“I haven’t done that since high school,” I said, and it was true. It was Sunday night and he and I decided to meet for dinner. Kitty is thoroughly enjoying the single life and going out for dinner with friends and dates is just part of the fun. We sat at the bar and chatted for a bit. It seemed comfortable to me. I was starving so we got a table and talked some more over dinner. It was hard for me to tell where his head was. Was he into me? Our conversation was safe and platonic until he mentioned my blog. He started asking a few questions. I’m more than happy to answer questions but the conversation began to cross over the line into friendship.

We finished dinner then dessert and coffee and made our way out to my car. He gave me a peck on the lips. “That was nice,” I thought to myself. And then he said something. I had turned away so I didn’t quite hear him. “Is that it?” he repeated. “What else do you want?” I asked as I thought to myself “this guy wants a blow job. He kissed me more passionately and pulled my hand toward his cock. “Rub my balls,” he said. I tried but it was still daylight and Kitty just wasn’t feeling it yet. I’m used to some notice. I’m used to some planning but I like him and I wanted to make him happy.

“Come in the car,” he said. We got into my car but I just couldn’t get comfortable. We kissed. His tongue touched my tongue and I wanted him. He pulled his pants down and I began to stroke him. “Does that feel good?” I asked. He nodded his head. I stroked then he stroked while I played with his balls. There were people passing my car. I wasn’t so concerned about this as the side of my seat digging into me. I bent over and put my head in his lap. I sucked his cock slowly as he held my head and began to move it to his rhythm. There were points where I told him I’d rather be somewhere else, somewhere private. “Do you want to go to a hotel?” he asked. “We don’t have time.” I answered. He began to suck my finger. “Touch your pussy and let me taste it,” he said. Kitty is always happy to please so I did it. “Mmmm you taste sweet,” he said. We kissed some more. I sucked some more and then…he came.

“I haven’t done that since high school,” I said. He answered, “Yeah, wasn’t it neat?”

Next time baby I want to go someplace quiet, someplace private so Kitty can REALLY show you a good time.

Auditor Guy

It’s difficult for Kitty not to let my true self shine through. So it didn’t take long before Auditor Guy and I were naughty chatting. Somehow I managed to get him to give me his email address. In our line of work that is a “no no” but he did. It’s okay. He can trust Kitty. He wanted a picture. Kitty HATES pictures. Between Parker and me we found one of me on the beach that pretty much hid everything except my breasts.

My first major decision was whether to use my “Naughty kitty” email address or my vanilla email address. Kitty was feeling playful so I shot him an email using my Naughty kitty address. BINGO! After a few one line emails he admitted that he wanted to talk dirty. Ahhh, another one of Kitty’s weaknesses. I explained that I can WRITE dirty but when it comes to saying the words out loud…well…I guess Kitty gets stage fright.

He told me to send him something. He said he was “tingling”. Hmmm. I thought to myself “Which of my pieces should I send him?”

I decided to send him this:

I’m getting that feeling again. You know…that feeling like I want you inside of me. I close my eyes and think of you. My nipples begin to harden and my pussy becomes wet. You like that don’t you? I think about you kissing me and how our lips immediately found each other effortlessly.

We undress and slip into bed. I can see right away that your cock is completely hard. I try not to stare but want so badly to put it inside of me or at least in my mouth. I don’t want to seem too eager so I kneel next to you and begin to kiss you. Long, slow, deep kisses. You are so gently and warm I can hardly believe it. Your hands are stroking me. I reach down to touch your cock. It is as hard as a rock. I stroke you momentarily but must have you in my mouth. I move down and begin to suck on the head of your cock. I move the entire cock in my mouth. I think I may choke because you are so large but I want to please you. I want the entire thing in my mouth. You touch the back of my throat. I can hear your breathing change and you moan just a little bit. Does that feel good baby?

Your hands seem to motion me and I return to kiss your lips. The urge to climb on top or your rock hard cock is overwhelming so I do. I tease you just a little bit and begin by gently riding the head alone. Each time you push inside me just a little deeper. When you are completely inside of me I moan in ecstasy. You feel so good inside of me baby.

You roll me over and fuck me with my legs wrapped around your waist. Your cock finds its way in and out with each thrust. The sensation that I get each time you enter is indescribable. We continue this way for what seems like a long time. I say “I want to ride you.” You say “not yet”. Being denied makes me want it even more. The idea of you telling me "no" is exciting. Kitty wants what she can’t have. I lay back and enjoy your slow thrusting, letting each stroke of your cock shower me with pleasure. 

And then finally you tell me it is time.

Riding your cock is overwhelming. I cum and cum again. The orgasms sneak up on me one by one and then you gently tell me to turn over. This feels natural to me too Baby. I get on all fours and prepare for you cock to enter me from behind. The feeling is again amazing. You tell me my pussy feels different in this position. I enjoy it too Baby.

I want you to cum. I want you to fuck me hard and cum. You tell me “Maybe…maybe not.” God, I want you to cum. Finally, I hear it in your voice. Your moaning becomes stronger. You pull your cock out and rest it up against me cumming on my back as I have requested. Your orgasm seems to last and that pleases me.

You gently rub the warm creamy cum into my skin. I collapse onto my stomach as you go into the bathroom. I begin to rest and wait for you to return when you do with a warm damp towel. You gently clean off my back. This is heartwarming to me. You curl up next to me and we talk very gently then stroke one another to prepare for round two.

Whoever said it takes time to develop chemistry has never met you Baby. I feel the chemistry between us. Do you?

I wonder if Auditor Guy will like it.