Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Last night while Angry Guy took his shower before bed I fumbled to get on line quickly to disengage my Ashley Madison profile…yet AGAIN.

I reactivated for all of 6 hours yesterday…maybe 8. I was disheartened earlier in the day by the fact that I am just not getting the attention that I want need crave. I did have a quick conversation with T-Bone and while I adore him to no end he is new to this game and still looking for other women…other opportunities. Me? I’m looking for that one special friend who I can meet on a somewhat regular basis to enjoy each other’s company…each other’s bodies.

While I was checking to see who was interested in Naughty Kitty on Ashley Madison I was also messaging my old friend Kittycat. She’s part of the reason I got into Ashley Madison in the first place only she saw the light. I always seem to be just a step behind Kittycat when it comes to these things. She asked me why I was back on. I told her that I’m lonely. I told her that I miss sex. The thought of going through this over and over horrifies me. How many more men will I meet in dingy hotel rooms? How many more strangers will I have to fuck before I realize that they are all the same? Even the way they claim they are different is exactly the same.

So I removed my profile and once again have to live my life as a married woman…monogamous by choice…not my choice but still…

Maybe it’s the fact that I have been awake since 3 a.m. Maybe it’s the fact that 4 completely different men have grown bored with me all at the same time…not to mention all the men before that. Maybe, he simply is just not out there for me.

My New Friend Ashley Madison

Just when you thought I was going soft, Kitty Kat managed to pull me back in. Into the “Naughty Life” that is. She turned me onto this website called Ashley Madison. It’s basically a free website to hook up with people.

So now let me warn you about a few things. I am not always the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree so I went right ahead and signed up for this free fuck finding site as though I was signing up for a freakin’ credit card. I used my usual sign on name which isn’t too smart considering it includes my name.

Then when I realized that I couldn’t change this info I had to start all over and guess what? You have to PAY to delete your account!

So it took a little while to get going but before I knew it I had men viewing my profile and chatting with me. I could do a commercial!

What can I say, I am a social person! I LOVE people.

Overall I have to say that I am enjoying the site. I never heard of it before and when I mentioned it today to my single guy boss he not only had heard about it but he had an account! How awesome would that have been if we met up through the website?

So do me a favor and sign up using my link and maybe we can all have a little naughty fun.

Paybacks for Pussy

So I got an email from my buddy Kitty Kat. I call her “Pussy” for short. Anyway she and I…well…sometimes I think that we were twins who were separated at birth except that she is tall, blonde, thin, beautiful and sexy and well…I am not.

Anyway Pussy pimped my blog the other day. That is really awesome for me because she and I have so much in common, other than our physical appearance, that her blogging buddies by all the laws of nature should be MY blogging buddies.

So for those of you who are my friends and have not heard of Kitty Kat i.e. Pussy, check out her blog. She is funny and sexy and quite honestly is the only other woman that I know that enjoys cock as much as I do.

Check it out! “Perception is Everything”

Dick Pictures for Pussy (a.k.a Kitty Kat)

I am totally pissed off and let me tell you why. I have a friend. Yes, the guy who sent me his beautiful dick pictures. Well my friend asked me to post this picture on “The Other HNT” Website for him. My friend is cute but not exactly blog savvy. No problem because 1.His body is so fine that I am happy to share. 2. I am always happy to help a friend in need. 3. His body is so fine that I am happy to share.

So I go ahead and submit my buddy’s dick picture to the website and wait…and wait…and wait.Finally Thursday comes which is when the new pictures are posted. And WTF?! My friend’s picture isn’t there!!! So I figure it was a little suspicious looking. I mean I could be some pissed off ex-girlfriend or something trying to get him into trouble…but I am not.

Then this morning I wake up to some jackass email from the guy/gal who has the website and basically it says that they didn’t recognize my email and only post pictures of “regulars” whatever the fuck that means. And so, not only am I unlinking that blog but I am taking this opportunity to post my friend’s dick picture on my own website.

Now, here’s the thing. My friend wanted me to post the picture but he wants lots and lots of input so please comment so he can read all the comments.

Enjoy!