A Blast From the Past

Wow! It's been so long since Kitty has written that I couldn't even log on!! I did it though. I can't tell you all how much I miss everybody. The one thing I really miss about blogging is the community of people that we've created. I do like to stay in touch off line so please do not hesitate to email me just to catch up.

As far as Kitty's vanilla life goes, all is well! Kitty is full blown monogamous and not hating it! BF is not a bowl of cherries everyday but then again neither is Kitty. The important thing is that the sex continues to be fun and exciting as well as consistent.

One crazy thing is that Kitty has had several disturbing brushes with the past. This past summer Kitty and daughter were walking to the swim club. We passed a car with a young woman and a man that looked like Surfer Dude. He and Kitty looked at one another but said nothing. We both had sunglasses on so it was difficult to know for sure if it was him.  For whatever reason Kitty was taken aback and somewhat unnerved. Over time the feeling passed. Several weeks ago Surfer Dude contacted Kitty regarding a professional matter. Okay, no problem...Kitty can deal with that. Kitty and Surfer ended up talking on the phone and sure enough the man in the car WAS him!!!

Okay so then BF and Kitty bought a house and have been renovating the house. As a result we have been spending alot of time and money at the local Home Depot. Who do you think Kitty sees working right there in the door department but good old RAV! Does anybody even remember him? Well he's the jerk Kitty wrote the book about. He looked so familiar and at first again Kitty was taken aback. The other night he was there and on his way out. I ask his associate his last name and sure enough it is him. Interestingly enough RAV was some big executive type who traveled worldwide. According to the real estate ads he's selling his million dollar pad and now works at Home Depot. Kitty wants to know what that's about.

Initially Kitty was so disturbed by the latest sighting of RAV and confirming that it was in fact him that I texted my Blogging Bestie. Anyway, he encouraged me to post again.

I warned him that it would not be a sexy post. I apologize for that. I think once things calm down at home and Kitty gets a computer set up in the new place maybe I will try to get back to writing again.

In the meantime I am blessed and truly living my best life. I have no regrets for my past but yes...it is the past and I prefer to leave it there.

Happy holidays everybody!!

Love from Kitty
xoxoxoxox

I've Missed You Man

Kitty has been quite a busy Kitty lately…and quite naughty thereby living up to my name. Among other things Kitty has met a vanilla boyfriend. I call him “I’ve missed you man”. You see Kitty has known IMYM for years. We pray together but IMYM is painfully shy. The others at our place of worship would tease Kitty because I would say hello to IMYM and he would disappear for months. One day this past fall IMYM decided to approach Kitty at the social hour after services. Not to sound conceited or anything but Kitty is quite popular among our group as I am one of the few single women under the age of 85 so when IMYM came up to me it seemed like everything else stopped. And that night after IMYM left all the 80 and over women gathered in the kitchen for a little hen chat.

I’d see IMYM at services every so often and we would chat just a little. He would blush the entire time and then disappear for weeks. Over the winter there was a break since the weather can get harsh here and we are dealing with quite a few senior citizens. OH!! Did I mention that IMYM is 64?!?!?! No worries though. The other women assured me that men that age can still “get it up”. WHEW!!

So a few weeks into the spring we are all back to praying in our regular sanctuary still getting over the loss of a few of our beloved congregants. After a few weeks IMYM comes up to Kitty and tells Kitty to wait because he has something for me. OH SHOOT!!! I forgot to mention that IMYM’s birthday was in December and Kitty gave him a card and a little bag of candy as a token. Kitty’s birthday is in March so I suspected that he was going to repay the favor although I had no idea how he would know when my birthday was.

So IMYM left the sanctuary and returned with the most beautiful purple envelope covered with pictures of butterflies. He went into an entire explanation about giving me the card and having it but not seeing me yadda yadda. Then Kitty’s teenage daughter came out into the hall where IMYM asked me to meet him and IMYM completely lost his somewhat shaky composure.

In the car Kitty read the card and it said, “I’ve missed you and I hope you have a wonderful Mother’s day”. Now isn’t that just the sweetest thing you’ve ever heard?!?!?!?!

Unfortunately IMYM did not leave any contact information. Kitty used her connections to get his email address and a beautiful somewhat fucked up vanilla relationship has formed.

You see IMYM is kind of a down on your luck kind of guy. He is semi retired but never put any money away for retirement so it seems like he lives on social security or disability and a little part time job he has. Not that Kitty is a snob or anything but I am quite motivated professionally so while 

I adore IMYM, I know right away that I will never be monogamous with him.

So Kitty and IMYM went out on a traditional dinner date last week. It was nice. IMYM has made great strides in coming out of his shell over the past few days. We had a nice conversation at dinner then walked to the beach and talked there. Then Kitty drove IMYM home because he doesn’t have a car…I know…I know!!!

The thing about IMYM is that even though there is an age difference between us it is very subtle and does not hinder our conversation. For example on the way back to his place he said, “Do you like Woody Allen?” and Kitty said, “of course!” then IMYM went into how in “Annie Hall” they get the kiss over with at the beginning of the date to get past the awkwardness. This surprised Kitty somewhat since I was kind of thought maybe he was gay and/or just wanted to be friends. But Kitty being Kitty went with the flow and kissed IMYM. I have to say the kiss itself was just okay. IMYM’s moustache seemed to get in the way but I could see there was potential so Kitty went with it.

A few days later IMYM and Kitty met up at our sanctuary at the social hour. IMYM blushed the entire time of course but we kept things pretty vanilla in front of the other congregants. I did take him home that night. We were chatting and he mentioned that he left his cell phone at work. Kitty made a joke about hoping no one sees his sexting and he said, “Something like that”. This intrigued Kitty.

Kitty texted IMYM later that night and asked if he’d like to meet me Wednesday for dinner. He agreed and texted, “I hope Wednesday comes quickly.” See…those little things warm Kitty’s little Grinch heart.

I couldn’t stop thinking about IMYM’s comment about the sexting. There is obviously more to him and Kitty wants to get to the bottom of it. The next night Kitty decided to blow off chores and asked IMYM what he was up to. We decided to park and just chat for a while. We began kissing and talking about sex. It turns out IMYM is into porn. It took quite a bit of coaxing to get it out of him. That’s what the sexting comment was about. He was afraid someone at work would see his history on his phone. He likes lesbian porn. When he was telling Kitty this Kitty was grinning from ear to ear. He was confessing like I was a priest and I think he was pretty surprised by my reaction which was,”yeah you and every other man in the world like to watch women have sex with one another. Don’t sweat it!”

IMYM admitted to Kitty that he doesn’t much enjoy sex. He says he feels “inadequate” whatever that means. Then talk about mixed messages…he invites Kitty in after some pretty intense kissing. IMYM fortunately trimmed his moustache so the kissing was much better and made Kitty quite wet so yes of course I went inside with him!!!

We lay on his bed in the tiny apartment that he shares with 2 other men. Quite a sketchy bunch but let’s face it, Kitty is not one to judge. It did not take long before IMYM began to undress Kitty. So much for not enjoying sex!! When Kitty undressed IMYM I exposed a nice sized hard as a rock cock. VERY NICE. Kitty rubbed it just a little and IMYM pulled Kitty on top of him. Just the way Kitty likes it. Kitty rode IMYM’s nice cock until he came which did not take long but Kitty thought it was a nice start.

A few days later…a little more of the same…so you see IMYM is becoming a nice little vanilla fuck buddy for Kitty. Surprisingly enough though IMYM has another woman that he sees. Apparently she is more down on her luck as well. She is Vietnamese, jobless with a gambling problem and oh yeah! She’s possessive of IMYM not to mention the fact that she has other boyfriends. What a fucking mess!!!

When IMYM told me about her again I think he was surprised by my reaction or “non” reaction. Sure, why shouldn’t IMYM continue to see his Asian girlfriend? Kitty is not threatened and of course Kitty has her own bag of tricks.

So last night when Esq. texted and asked if I’d be around just one night after fucking IMYM for the second time Kitty jumped right on it. Esq. has a Kitty’s blogging bestie points out has turned into quite the diamond in the rough. He is not the best at oral and he is kind of a pain in the ass with his last minute invitations but in the end Esq. has the greatest hardest cock and when he fucks Kitty from behind it is pure bliss.

So last night while Esq. was fucking me hard from behind while reaching around and rubbing my clit as I cried out in ecstasy all I could think was “oh what a lucky little kitty I am”.

Happy Holidays From Naughty Kitty

Happy holidays everybody!!! I hope your New Year is full of good health, happiness and lots of SEX! I am not sure what the heck is going on with Kitty but I have had terrible writer’s block. I have no inspiration to write whatsoever which makes Kitty so sad. Don’t get me wrong. That’s not to say that Kitty hasn’t been having a great year filled with good health, happiness and lots of sex myself…it’s just…I don’t know…I just haven’t been inspired to write about it.

It’s crazy. Kitty’s blogging buddy has been up to all sorts of shenanigans. He’s been meeting women on Tinder, Craigslist…you name it. He’s been having all sorts of couples swaps and threesomes. Kitty even tried at one point to gather his experience and maybe write another book but in all honesty Bill moves so fast and furious through these women that Kitty can’t keep up.

What’s been going on with Kitty, you ask. Well, Kitty’s vanilla life is quite busy and of course my busy season is approaching which is part of why I wanted to at least ramble a little bit online. I suppose I feel somewhat obligated to keep up my blog. I’m not sure about all of you but I used to feel a little cheated when a blog I enjoyed just ceased to exist. Kitty has no intention of doing that.

I am going to speak frankly about something. Kitty does not have many regrets in my life. In fact the few I have are menial. One regret I do have however is telling some of the men in my life about this blog. I’ll admit that when I told some of the men in my life about it I was either 1. Not sleeping with them at the time or 2. Trying to get their approval on some level. At any rate there have been times when I do not write trying to preserve the feelings of one of these men. Don’t get me wrong. That is not an excuse. Kitty is just trying to keep things real.

Which is why when Tom Hagen texted me the other day asking why I hadn’t updated my blog in quite some time I was unable to answer. Tom Hagen is a great example of one of the men I am talking about. Tom and Kitty well…we fucked…several years ago. Since then we text every now and again. It generally starts out playful then ends with Kitty saying something that offends Tom and he cuts off communication…until we start again. I think one of the things that offended Tom is that he reads my blog. He sees that Kitty has a threesome then immediately assumes Kitty would participate in a threesome or gang bang with him and his little buddies. Oh Tom, don’t be offended. 

You are not the only one who thinks this way. Esq2 has the same attitude. I think the issue is that the days of Kitty fucking some random guy that she has never met before is over at least for now. That threesome was an organic occurrence between Esq. and Kitty and Esq.’s very best friend. There was a trust there that for whatever reason sunk in with Kitty. It wasn’t just a random spontaneous thing.

Okay, I am sorry for the rambling and Tom Hagen, if you are reading this, I do not mean to offend you.

I do have to say that I received a text this week that I have not been able to get out of my head. It was a very simple text. It read:

“Good Morning. I was feeling really good last night…Relaxing with a smile on my face and a very hard cock. I think my dick was trying to tell me something. I love making love to you and I think we are just beginning to learn what we really want…” 

The text in its entirety lends itself to planning the future. Not a future as a monogamous couple. A future of sex with one another. Not to mention the fact that Kitty is surrounded by people who make it quite clear that there is absolutely nothing worth loving about Kitty. So for anybody to show any “love” for any parts of Kitty…well…that is just heartwarming. But let’s face it, Kitty knows better. Kitty knows all too well that the endorphins wear off and we get back to our vanilla lives until the next time.

This text came the morning after a very warm night of fucking The Surfer. The Surfer and Kitty…well…we have something nice. The last time we fucked he said, “I like what we have.” Kitty agreed. He is a simple man and Kitty appreciates those simple statements and I agree with them. We have for lack of a better word “relationship” that seems free and easy. We float in and out of each other’s lives as our schedules and libidos permit.

To date The Surfer can make Kitty cum every single time. His tongue is like velvet on my clit and when we fuck we melt into one another effortlessly. We have something very nice and while Kitty cherishes the moments we have together, I am very well aware that each time we meet may be our last.

“I love making love to you”…don’t ask me why but that simple line just made Kitty’s holiday a little brighter.

Principal Skinner

The other day Bad Boy and Kitty were talking on the phone. I was telling him the story about E2 as well as my threesome experience since we haven’t had a chance to chat since that. Bad Boy was telling Kitty that his group at work was talking about online dating and safety compared to meeting someone in a bar and going home with them. Bad Boy has voiced his concern for Kitty’s safety on many many occasions and although I assured Bad Boy that my days of meeting strange men in hotel rooms for the first time was over, he made me promise to text him the name and phone number for anybody new that I did decide to meet.

No sooner did I make the promise, Kitty came across a new potential playmate on Ashley Madison. He claimed to be a principal of a local high school. This intrigued Kitty. How many of us fantasized about fucking our high school principals??? Well Kitty sure as hell did!! So Principal Skinner (Thanks Blogging Bestie for helping to give him a blog name) caught Kitty’s attention right off the bat and it took him no time at all to send Kitty the most beautiful picture of his huge rock hard cock. The sight of it made Kitty’s mouth water not to mention my pussy.

He wanted to meet desperately for a drink and Kitty knew that meant a blow job in his car. Fool Kitty once… So…yes…it was Kitty’s recommendation to meet at a hotel. E2 left Kitty wanting more. He left me empty. Principal Skinner assured Kitty he could not meet me over the long weekend as he had a house full of company for the holiday. 

Kitty, preparing for my own company and festivities let the subject lie.

Saturday morning I got a text from him asking where I would be in the afternoon. He was out of the house for a meeting and could get a room for us. Kitty faced with the decision to blow off housework for the sexual satisfaction I had been craving since the week before accepted Principal Skinner’s invitation and met him at the hotel not before texting Bad Boy as promised his first name and phone number. “Tags too”, Bad Boy texted back but before I was able to text them Principal Skinner was standing at my car door ready to escort me to the room.

He stood at least 6 foot 4 inches and a good 225 pounds. He towered over Kitty and although his face bared a striking resemblance to XXX he frightened me just a little bit. It was at that moment that I swore to myself I wouldn’t be doing this again.

He led me to the room by my hand, closed the door and immediately began kissing Kitty. I began to remove my clothes and he watched me as I pulled my blouse over my head and pants down to my feet revealing my supple breasts and already moist pussy. Kitty reached down and could feel already that his cock was hard and it was huge. Kitty unbuttoned his shorts to expose his cock. “Well…get down on your knees and suck it,” He commanded.

Kitty followed Principal Skinner’s orders looking up at him as I sucked on whatever I could fit in my mouth. He was extremely patient with this as Kitty moved slowly preventing myself from choking. He grabbed my hair but did not force me which gave me the impression many women had been unable to fit his entire cock into their mouths.

“Get up on the bed and lay face down.”

 Kitty followed orders although I was turned on; I was also quite frightened at the same time. He began kissing the tops of my shoulders, licking then biting…biting HARD. All I could think of was that he was going to leave marks and maybe just maybe it wouldn’t matter once my body decomposed in the shallow grave that Bad Boy and I joked about on several occasions.

Kitty leaned into the pain at first but then quickly turned over when the pain turned to tickling. Principal Skinner threw my body around like a rag doll, fucking me in every position until he finally let me ride that huge cock of his. He sunk in deep and Kitty felt like cumming almost immediately as he said, “You like that big cock don’t you?”

“I like that big cock,” was all I could say as he moved his hips to the rhythm that I started. Kitty touched my nipples as I rode him then he cupped his hands over mine. Once again he said, “you like that big cock, don’t you?” And before I could agree, I let out a moan and scream, “I’m cumming!”

We continued to move together after Kitty’s first orgasm and I was sure I could and WOULD cum again. The beauty of Principal Skinner being so much taller than Kitty is that he was able to fuck Kitty is just about every position where as shorter men are sometimes unable to fuck Kitty doggie style for whatever reason. Considering this 

Kitty requested, “Fuck me doggie style.”

Principal Skinner picked his head up from between Kitty’s legs as he was giving Kitty some pretty decent oral at that point. He flipped me over again and easily slid his cock in from behind fucking Kitty harder and faster than I can ever remember. He paused for a moment, laid Kitty on my side then lay on his side with our legs intertwined then slowly fucked kitty until his face became flush and Kitty could tell he was cumming.

He immediately moved down once more between Kitty’s legs licking, and sucking Kitty’s clit for orgasm number 2. Kitty was pleased. “So are you going to tell me your REAL name now?” He asked as we lay drained. 

In an effort to be playful Kitty said, “No” at first then got up out of bed and handed him my business card. He didn’t look at it. He just slipped it into his wallet.

We chatted for a few more moments. He was spooning Kitty from behind which is Kitty’s all time post orgasm position. We both said we needed to go and then he rubbed up against Kitty, instantaneously got hard as Kitty got wet, climbed on top of Kitty. He threw my legs over his broad shoulders and fucked me missionary style until I screamed with pleasure and he came for his second time.

There was no time to recover after that. Kitty and Principal Skinner both had to get going. He jumped in the shower quickly to wash off the afternoon’s sex as Kitty slipped back into my clothes.

As we left Kitty texted Bad Boy that I was safe and swore to myself that I would never do that again.

Back Seat

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Feast Or Famine

Kitty hasn’t written very much lately because I’ve been going through a drought of sorts or at least that’s what my blogging bestie calls it.  I saw the Travelling Salesman this past week and let Kitty just say that I absolutely adore him. We go to dinner. We have riveting conversation. We laugh. We drink. We eat. And then we go to his lavish casino hotel room and we fuck. There’s only one problem. As much as Kitty adores the Travelling Salesman and as wet as he makes Kitty, the Travelling Salesman just can’t make Kitty cum. In fact, Kitty hasn’t had a proper orgasm since December. Before that Kitty believes it was October. Not having an orgasm makes Kitty sad and even hornier.

Today fate stepped in…well…sort of. Kitty got a text from Esq. He’s been wanting to get together at his little love nest but we have just not been able to make it work. Today was the day. Esq. blew into town and Kitty met him. Yes, Kitty is still waiting for that threesome he promised but Kitty is being patient because after all, “Good things (and threesomes) come to those who wait.”

So the whole time Esq. and Kitty were fucking Kitty was listening in the hopes that Esq.’s friend would be hiding somewhere in the house and just join in. Don’t get me wrong. As I explained to my blogging bestie, Esq. is a total goober. He is tall and skinny and white as a ghost but at the same time he is very kind and considerate. This being our third time fucking was better in some ways and in the end Esq. has a very nice hard cock that feels so nice inside of Kitty and Kitty just can’t resist. Today Esq. came twice both times he came pretty quickly. That’s good in a way…right??? I mean it’s a compliment in a way to Kitty right? Well…Kitty is choosing to see it that way. The problem of course with that is that Kitty did not have enough time to cum and well…that’s just unacceptable.

The great thing about Kitty is that I am not too shy to ask for more so I did. Esq. fumbled about with his hands and in the end Kitty did finally cum with the aid of my hands, Esq. hands and the visual of Esq. fucking me from behind which he didn’t have the opportunity to do this time. I may request it specifically next time. For now Kitty is relaxed and ready for bed. Wishing you all wet dreams tonight ;)