Showing posts with label Cunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cunt. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

The "L" Word

YEP! It's out there. Kitty and "Someone Special" said the words and more importantly MEAN the words!! Can Kitty just tell you that in a million years I'd never expect to ever feel this way about anybody at this stage in our lives. We have this crazy connection that I just cannot put into words. The connection is not only intellectual and emotional but translates into the best sex Kitty has ever had which for those of you who may or may not know...Kitty has had some INCREDIBLE sex!

Okay so by now I can imagine you are all thinking "Ew GROSS, Kitty! Nobody wants to read about LOVE. We want the smut. We want the dirty nasty details of Kitty and 'Someone Special' fucking."

Well, it's funny actually. While SS can be so kind and romantic outside of the bedroom, he can be nasty and filthy in bed like nobody Kitty has ever fucked. In fact, sometimes Kitty gets a little startled when SS says, "God I love your cunt!"

So one difference between SS and Kitty is our working seasons. Kitty's busy season just ended and SS's is just beginning. SS was so wonderful and supportive during Kitty's busy season especially in light of the fact that we had just started dating that Kitty wants to be a supportive girlfriend to SS.

A few weeks ago in the midst of stress over lots of things going on at work SS got bronchitis. It was horrible. We hadn't fucked in two weeks which as you all know is a cruel punishment for Kitty. So once SS began to feel better Kitty thought, "How can Kitty show SS how much I missed him?"

Well let me just tell you all that nothing says "I love you and I missed you" better than an old fashioned blow job. You got it! Kitty met SS after work. He took a break from his work and went right up to his bedroom. He did not want to kiss on the lips as he felt as though he still might be contagious. Okay so we stood and Kitty began kissing his neck. He had taken off his clothes and was standing naked. His cock was already hard but Kitty took my time. I worked my way down to his cock and began to suck on the head. SS loves when I do that. Kitty loves to please SS and I knew that he wanted me to swallow. Initially when we started fucking I told him that I prefer not to swallow but by this time I had become so infatuated with SS that I would have done anything to please him and to make him feel good.

He asked me to take off my top and bra. SS loves Kitty's tits and Kitty loves that. He spends a lot of time on them which Kitty thinks is wonderful but alas it was time to get down to business. And so Kitty for I think the first time ever gave a full blown unadulterated blow job (including swallowing) to the man I have come to love and then sent his ass back to work.

I must admit, it was so much fun!!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Uptight Cunts

Okay something has come to Kitty's attention. Something that must be addressed PRONTO!!!

One of Kitty's blogging besties just told me about a situation. It seems that he was interviewing candidates from Ashley Madison for his latest conquest. Suffice it to say that Kitty loves hearing stories about the interview process and of course I have been known to share a few of my own. So my bestie was zeroing in on one particular candidate. He sent me a photo of her. She looked cute...a little trashy but definitely fuckable.

Later last night my bestie began texting me about how high maintenance she is and how she was offended by something he asked her. Turns out she was telling bestie that she was on her way to a spa or something. Somewhere in the conversation bestie asked subtly if she was going to have her kitty waxed. Now Kitty read the text exchange and in my bestie's defense he was asking in a playful manner. To make a long story short the tight ass, high maintenance chick flew off the handle and bitch slapped poor bestie via text.

What Kitty is trying to say here is that those of us on Ashley Madison are there for a reason and none of us are any better than any body else on there. That's actually one of the things I love about the website. So for this chick to think she is too good for someone to ask if her pussy is shaved is completely ridiculous!

The fun of Ashley Madison is getting something you don't get at home. From my experience men want the dirty, nasty animal fucking that their wives won't give them. They want dirty talk. They want us to say, "fuck, cock, pussy and CUNT". That's right! I said it! CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!

Men want to fuck us in the ass and they want us to swallow their cum. They want us to lap it up and they want to see it dripping from our lips as we smile our cheshire cat smiles.

And to be honest Kitty LOVES all that too! Kitty LOVES pleasing her men. You all know that but if the tight ass bitch who gets insulted by bestie's playful banter gets offended because she wants to be "respected"...well all Kitty has to say is, "Yeah, good luck with that you dumb tight ass CUNT!"

Yes, Kitty has had a bit too much caffeine today but I think you get my point ;)