Sunday, December 27, 2015

Happy Holidays From Naughty Kitty

Happy holidays everybody!!! I hope your New Year is full of good health, happiness and lots of SEX! I am not sure what the heck is going on with Kitty but I have had terrible writer’s block. I have no inspiration to write whatsoever which makes Kitty so sad. Don’t get me wrong. That’s not to say that Kitty hasn’t been having a great year filled with good health, happiness and lots of sex myself…it’s just…I don’t know…I just haven’t been inspired to write about it.

It’s crazy. Kitty’s blogging buddy has been up to all sorts of shenanigans. He’s been meeting women on Tinder, Craigslist…you name it. He’s been having all sorts of couples swaps and threesomes. Kitty even tried at one point to gather his experience and maybe write another book but in all honesty Bill moves so fast and furious through these women that Kitty can’t keep up.

What’s been going on with Kitty, you ask. Well, Kitty’s vanilla life is quite busy and of course my busy season is approaching which is part of why I wanted to at least ramble a little bit online. I suppose I feel somewhat obligated to keep up my blog. I’m not sure about all of you but I used to feel a little cheated when a blog I enjoyed just ceased to exist. Kitty has no intention of doing that.

I am going to speak frankly about something. Kitty does not have many regrets in my life. In fact the few I have are menial. One regret I do have however is telling some of the men in my life about this blog. I’ll admit that when I told some of the men in my life about it I was either 1. Not sleeping with them at the time or 2. Trying to get their approval on some level. At any rate there have been times when I do not write trying to preserve the feelings of one of these men. Don’t get me wrong. That is not an excuse. Kitty is just trying to keep things real.

Which is why when Tom Hagen texted me the other day asking why I hadn’t updated my blog in quite some time I was unable to answer. Tom Hagen is a great example of one of the men I am talking about. Tom and Kitty well…we fucked…several years ago. Since then we text every now and again. It generally starts out playful then ends with Kitty saying something that offends Tom and he cuts off communication…until we start again. I think one of the things that offended Tom is that he reads my blog. He sees that Kitty has a threesome then immediately assumes Kitty would participate in a threesome or gang bang with him and his little buddies. Oh Tom, don’t be offended. 

You are not the only one who thinks this way. Esq2 has the same attitude. I think the issue is that the days of Kitty fucking some random guy that she has never met before is over at least for now. That threesome was an organic occurrence between Esq. and Kitty and Esq.’s very best friend. There was a trust there that for whatever reason sunk in with Kitty. It wasn’t just a random spontaneous thing.

Okay, I am sorry for the rambling and Tom Hagen, if you are reading this, I do not mean to offend you.

I do have to say that I received a text this week that I have not been able to get out of my head. It was a very simple text. It read:

“Good Morning. I was feeling really good last night…Relaxing with a smile on my face and a very hard cock. I think my dick was trying to tell me something. I love making love to you and I think we are just beginning to learn what we really want…” 

The text in its entirety lends itself to planning the future. Not a future as a monogamous couple. A future of sex with one another. Not to mention the fact that Kitty is surrounded by people who make it quite clear that there is absolutely nothing worth loving about Kitty. So for anybody to show any “love” for any parts of Kitty…well…that is just heartwarming. But let’s face it, Kitty knows better. Kitty knows all too well that the endorphins wear off and we get back to our vanilla lives until the next time.

This text came the morning after a very warm night of fucking The Surfer. The Surfer and Kitty…well…we have something nice. The last time we fucked he said, “I like what we have.” Kitty agreed. He is a simple man and Kitty appreciates those simple statements and I agree with them. We have for lack of a better word “relationship” that seems free and easy. We float in and out of each other’s lives as our schedules and libidos permit.

To date The Surfer can make Kitty cum every single time. His tongue is like velvet on my clit and when we fuck we melt into one another effortlessly. We have something very nice and while Kitty cherishes the moments we have together, I am very well aware that each time we meet may be our last.

“I love making love to you”…don’t ask me why but that simple line just made Kitty’s holiday a little brighter.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Kitty’s Day in Court

So Kitty got called for jury duty this week. I know RIGHT?!?!?!? EXCITING!!!!

Actually nobody could believe that Kitty was chosen and then when I assured them I was everybody said, “Good LUCK!!!” It’s really the first time that Kitty has ever actually been called in. Generally I call the day before and have been dismissed. So like a dutiful citizen Kitty went into court for the interview. As I sat in the court room watching potential jurors be dismissed one right after the other I became entranced. I looked around hoping to see someone I knew at first then began to fantasize about seeing someone I knew from Ashley Madison. 

Kitty sat thinking how funny it would be to call a sidebar. Kitty would go up to the judge’s bench with the prosecuting attorney as well as the defense attorney and say, “Uh, Your Honor. I know the Defending attorney. We met in a hotel room after corresponding on Ashley Madison but Kitty ASSURES you that this will not impact my judgment what so ever!”

Do you think the judge would buy that? Or even funnier how about if the JUDGE was on Ashley Madison?!?!?!? “Um Your Honor? You may not recognize me with my clothes on. But it’s ME…you know NAUGHTY KITTY!!!”

And when Naughty Kitty tells you that the judge was hot enough for Kitty to fuck Kitty would be telling the WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

Sadly though, Kitty did not recognize a soul. Kitty did take every opportunity to look at the judge’s face searching for a sign…a sign to…well…you know…

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

AM Update

It made Kitty a little sad to delete my profile from Ashley Madison once and for all. Don’t get me wrong, Kitty has been hidden for quite some time but on occasion I would check out my “Favorites” list to see who was still playing. It was a security blanket in a way. One by one my lovers and former lovers began to delete their profiles after the bit Ashley Madison hacking drama. It wasn’t so much that they were concerned for their security as the site lacked luster.

Admittedly Kitty noticed the quality of men wasn’t all that great either. I have to chuckle when I think about my boss running into my office asking if I had heard the news about “That Ashley Website”. Kitty smiled at the idea that even though I never actually admitted to being on the site he assumed at least that I knew what it was….not that he or any of my bosses were on it but Kitty always thought it might be funny if they were. Kitty received several texts and emails from all sorts of people asking what I thought about the drama. Kitty’s standard response is, “I’m single. I answer to no one and have nothing to hide.”

So when I looked at my “Favorites” list gradually diminish I realized that most of the men on it I have known for years now. They float in and out of Kitty’s life. They have my cell phone number and can reach me at their will so they are not really GONE.
I have made quite a few friends met a few lovers on Ashley Madison. I think it’s a shame what happened. As a woman who was formerly in a bad marriage Ashley Madison provided a sexual outlet for me and in the end Kitty learned a lot about myself and grew emotionally in a sense.

This isn’t the end for Kitty. It’s coming up on Kitty’s busy season so meeting lovers will slow to a snail’s pace for a bit but in the end it’s not all about sex for Kitty anymore. Kitty’s got a busy wonderful life filled with wonderful friends and lovers.

Stay tuned!!

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Taking the Edge Off

It’s hard to believe that it’s been three years since we’ve been together but after we both came, we did the math and that’s what we figured out. Okay…I lied…HE came we did the math then he pulled me to the side of the bed and licked my clit until I came. It was a nice way to take the edge off after the disappointing episode with the Traveling Salesman.

To be honest I forget if he texted me first or I texted him but as he said later that night, “The planets aligned” and our schedules worked out and we met at the very cheapest hotel we could find and we fucked…just like we used to and it was pretty damn nice.
He always had a nice cock even though his evil wife always puts it down. I make an effort to pump him up 1. Because he really does have a great cock and 2. Because I hate women who attack a man’s cock.

I have to say that we have chemistry. It all starts with the kissing and we can talk honestly with one another. Kitty appreciates that. It also helps that he’s doing the open marriage thing with his wife so there’s not as much hiding which is really nice. In fact he took a picture of Kitty sucking his cock and was going to text it to her.

Kitty missed how deep he can get inside of me. It’s really an indescribable feeling. He came before Kitty was able to and I usually cum while I’m riding his cock but we had a few minor technical difficulties. The great part is that while he was trying to get hard again after cumming he asked Kitty to talk dirty to him. I asked him if he likes to eat pussy. Much to Kitty’s delight he showed me exactly how much and damn did that feel good!!

As we were getting dressed he asked what my plans were for dinner. None of Kitty’s lovers ever asked that before or ever took me out after fucking. It was kind of nice. We went out for dinner together to a nice restaurant completely out in the open and completely at ease with one another. Kitty liked that.

We texted a bit today. He had a flight tonight so I know he’ll be out of the country through the weekend. We promised not to wait another three years to get together. Kitty thinks I’m going to try my best to keep that promise.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Setting the Mood

I hadn’t seen him since May…since I gave him that blow job in the back of my new car. Since I had to cancel a few times after that I made a special effort to set the mood for last night. He got his little suite just outside of town. I love that little suite. It’s got a little kitchen that he and I talk about cooking together in although in the back of my mind I can’t imagine when we would ever have the time.
I did plan however a mini chocolate fondue. Kitty brought all the dippin’s, the chocolate and a mini fondue set for two that I had gotten as a Valentine’s Day gift for Angry Guy when we were married.

He seemed genuinely happy to see me when he opened the door. His hair had grown long which did not necessarily appeal to Kitty but he was handsome never the less. He poured us some wine and had spread out a few snacks of his own. Kitty got the fondue set up and quickly realized that something was not quite right with the chocolate and that it just wasn’t going to work.

We talked for quite a while as we sat side by side on the couch in the little living room. We caught up on the past few months…our work, our families…our lives…and then we kissed.

We kissed for what seemed like a long time and at one point I asked him if he wanted to move to the bedroom or stay in the living room. Kitty is never quite sure about him. I feel like he WANTS to ask for something and of course Kitty has made it quite clear that his request is my command but in the end we are really quite vanilla.

He did finally recommend moving to the bedroom and I could feel with my hand stroking his jeans that his cock was hard. He had the jazz station playing on the radio in the bedroom. We stood kissing for a moment and began to undress one another. 

Kitty carefully exposed his erection then once again slowly sank to my knees in front of him and began to suck the head of his cock. I could hear his breathing quicken and continued very slowly so as not to get him too excited. We moved to the bed and began to kiss again. He moved his face down between Kitty’s legs and began to lick and as much as I tried, Kitty just could not relax enough to cum.

“Kiss me” I said in an effort to get him to stop. He moved his face up to mine and we kissed. Kitty reached down for his hard cock hoping that putting it inside of me would help me cum…but there was nothing there.

“Um…well…see…I had a little accident,” he said.
Kitty thought, “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!” But what came out of my mouth was more of a sympathetic, “Aw what happened? Are you okay?”

So, I pose this question to you out there…specifically my male audience...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???

And what can Kitty do to prevent it from happening again?

Monday, August 3, 2015

Another Interesting Day in the Office

Things are moving painfully slow in Kitty’s world these days. I’m sure you are all aware based on lack of posting on my part. That’s not to say that there haven’t been playdates…

So over the weekend Kitty was playing on Plenty of Fish out of pure boredom. While Kitty was flipping through the “Meet Me” options who should pop up but good old E2.

Oh yeah well E2 and Kitty had a falling out of sorts after our night at his place. He claims Kitty lost my cool. Kitty disagrees. We did agree however to move on and I suppose be platonic friends for now.

So when Kitty saw E2 on POF of all places I just could not just let it go. When we were at his place I had asked if he did the online dating thing and in his arrogant tone he said, “Ha! I don’t have a problem meeting women!”

So what’s up with that?!?! His pictures sucked and there was nothing to his profile but “I have a pulse”. After thinking about it I realized that this really was an excellent depiction of E2’s personality “Arrogant Attorney”.

While Kitty did email him on POF, he never responded…until today…

Kitty was just working away as I tend to do on a Monday when I receive his text:

“Don’t like that site. Didn’t put much thought into it.”

Kitty thought, “Ya THINK?!?!?”

Then that funny E2 started a conversation with Kitty…vanilla at first then Kitty made a threesome joke about one of my besties who told me that the thought of a man putting his hands on her made her skin crawl. Can you IMAGINE?!?!?!

Anyway that led to E2 asking about Esq. and correct me if I am wrong but Kitty detected the slightest hint of jealousy in E2’s texts. Did this amuse Kitty? Well…Kitty cannot tell a lie. E2 is so damned arrogant that it does not make Kitty sad. He needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

In addition Esq. scored some major points with Kitty yesterday. Kitty was at the beach and a little bored. I began dreaming about our next threesome and texted Esq, “miss me?”

Kitty’s gotta give that Esq credit. In just a few minutes he responded, “As a matter of fact I do. How’s your weekend going?”

Now how many high profile attorneys do you know that text like that to their wives much less their mistress? Listen, it doesn’t take much to score points with Kitty but this sure helped brighten my day so score one for Esq.

Okay back to E2. He must have been super frisky today because he asked me to describe in detail via text about my threesome. Kitty was tempted at this point to give E2 my blog link but I thought better of it. As Kitty described it I couldn’t help but wonder if E2 was getting hard in his office. Kitty sure was getting worked up remembering.

Then that silly E2 asked Kitty, “ever done 3?”

“Lol no. I’m not a circus act. It was something we wanted to try. It was a very controlled environment. As vanilla as you can get in a threesome situation lol.”

Then Kitty texted, “You and I kind of had a nice time…”

E2: “We did…”

Kitty: “Nice kissing”

E2: “and”

Kitty: “I was about to tell you that I couldn’t cum when I was riding your cock. Then you started sucking my nipples and brought it home.”

E2: “Perfect”

Kitty: “Perfect??”

E2: “U came…”

Kitty: “and did you like it?”

E2: “yes”

Kitty: “Specifically??”

E2: “When you were on your knees”

Can you tell that it’s like pulling teeth to get anything out of E2 in the way of a compliment?

So here I sit, reading and re-reading my texts with nothing better to do for now. Wondering what the next move is and when it will be.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

In Case You Were Wondering

The Cowboy had to have root canal yesterday. Even though I wasn’t “worried about him, I was THINKING about him. Oh who is kidding whom here? Kitty thinks about The Cowboy all day and most of the night too. His name comes across my desk a dozen times a day. He’s all over my computer. Sometimes a check that he has signed will come to me and the site of his signature makes Kitty’s heart melt.

Oh I know you are all sick of reading about The Cowboy but believe me Kitty is working hard on this one. Kitty’s tight ass friend is trying to help motivate me to stick to that diet once and for all. I’m sure you are saying, “Kitty, if he doesn’t love you the way you look now than he’s not the Cowboy for you.” In a sense that’s right but let’s face it. This guy may not be drop dead gorgeous to some women but he is definitely buff and he may be physically driven and turned off by Kitty’s excess weight but probably if he were 50 lbs heavier, Kitty wouldn’t be so turned on by him.

So last night while Kitty was shopping at my favorite wholesale warehouse, I received a text.

“I went out with ‘Sidekick’ the other night. He wants to know when we are getting back together ;)”

Aaaahhhhh…a text from Esq.…another threesome with Sidekick. This is just the distraction Kitty needs from The Cowboy. Kitty stood still in shock for a moment then flashed back quickly to our evening together…the three of us…Esq. kissing Kitty’s neck from behind, running his hands around Kitty’s breasts, pressing his rock hard cock up against Kitty while Sidekick kneeled and licked Kitty’s pussy from the front. 

Kitty immediately became wet right smack in the middle of the salsa isle of the warehouse.

Kitty: “That’s up to you guys ;) When can you get down here?”

Esq.: “Hopefully soon. I will get working on that :)

Kitty: “Okay, let me know when you have an idea and I’ll try to work my schedule around.”

Esq.: “Will do Sweetie.”

First of all, I have no idea why Esq. was trying to gauge Kitty’s reaction to another threesome with Sidekick. The only hesitant party was Sidekick himself. Kitty tried not to seem too anxious by asking for another play date out of fear Esq. would be insulted and think Kitty isn’t satisfied with his big beautiful cock and only his big beautiful cock. Esq. is all about strategy all of the time so Kitty always needs to be on my toes.

The funniest part to me is when he calls Kitty “Sweetie”. It makes Kitty smile each and every time.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Special Visitor

He was late to arrive at my office…about 6 months late but he had texted me that he was on his way so when I heard the bell chime and heard him say my name my heart leapt. I took a deep breath and waited for the receptionist to half heartedly announce him. I acted somewhat surprised then walked to the front office to greet him. He looked up at me as though his dog had just died. I smiled trying to make my smile especially warm as I looked into his dark brown eyes. I hadn’t seen him in person since we were at his farm in the fall and although I gaze at pictures of him on facebook seeing him in person was like meeting a rock star. I glanced over at a neatly stacked bunch of papers that he had brought and tried to ease his mind by saying, “Oh look! 
That doesn’t look so bad!!” He followed me back to my office as I mentally tortured myself for not losing that 50 pounds that I had set out to do since I saw him last.

My boss stopped into my office as we went over The Cowboy’s paperwork and carried the conversation as I checked The Cowboy out from head to toe. Underneath his baseball cap I could see that his hair was beginning to turn a salt and pepper color. His skin was flawless and his facial features nearly perfect taken individually. He is not what people might think of as “classically handsome” but imagining his strong hands touching my body made Kitty wet. Hearing the sound of his voice…watching his mouth move and the sight of his biceps pulsating rendered me speechless. I feel the attraction to him completely. I am drawn to him undoubtedly and he is all that I can think of now.

My friends tease me, “You wouldn’t last 2 HOURS on a farm,” they say. But I think I could. I think I might be able to be a wife again…maybe. I’m sure I could be at the very least a dedicated girlfriend to the Cowboy. I’m sure I could have a beautiful meal ready for him after a hard day’s work. I am sure I could make love to him as he slips into bed after checking on the animals for the night.

And then I think about my own life. Could I make that crazy commute every morning to work? Could I give up my house at the beach? Could I spend lonely night after lonely night if he is in fact as tired as he describes and does not WANT Kitty to make love to him?

I suppose time will tell…

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Principal Skinner

The other day Bad Boy and Kitty were talking on the phone. I was telling him the story about E2 as well as my threesome experience since we haven’t had a chance to chat since that. Bad Boy was telling Kitty that his group at work was talking about online dating and safety compared to meeting someone in a bar and going home with them. Bad Boy has voiced his concern for Kitty’s safety on many many occasions and although I assured Bad Boy that my days of meeting strange men in hotel rooms for the first time was over, he made me promise to text him the name and phone number for anybody new that I did decide to meet.

No sooner did I make the promise, Kitty came across a new potential playmate on Ashley Madison. He claimed to be a principal of a local high school. This intrigued Kitty. How many of us fantasized about fucking our high school principals??? Well Kitty sure as hell did!! So Principal Skinner (Thanks Blogging Bestie for helping to give him a blog name) caught Kitty’s attention right off the bat and it took him no time at all to send Kitty the most beautiful picture of his huge rock hard cock. The sight of it made Kitty’s mouth water not to mention my pussy.

He wanted to meet desperately for a drink and Kitty knew that meant a blow job in his car. Fool Kitty once… So…yes…it was Kitty’s recommendation to meet at a hotel. E2 left Kitty wanting more. He left me empty. Principal Skinner assured Kitty he could not meet me over the long weekend as he had a house full of company for the holiday. 
Kitty, preparing for my own company and festivities let the subject lie.
Saturday morning I got a text from him asking where I would be in the afternoon. He was out of the house for a meeting and could get a room for us. Kitty faced with the decision to blow off housework for the sexual satisfaction I had been craving since the week before accepted Principal Skinner’s invitation and met him at the hotel not before texting Bad Boy as promised his first name and phone number. “Tags too”, Bad Boy texted back but before I was able to text them Principal Skinner was standing at my car door ready to escort me to the room.

He stood at least 6 foot 4 inches and a good 225 pounds. He towered over Kitty and although his face bared a striking resemblance to XXX he frightened me just a little bit. It was at that moment that I swore to myself I wouldn’t be doing this again.
He led me to the room by my hand, closed the door and immediately began kissing Kitty. I began to remove my clothes and he watched me as I pulled my blouse over my head and pants down to my feet revealing my supple breasts and already moist pussy. Kitty reached down and could feel already that his cock was hard and it was huge. Kitty unbuttoned his shorts to expose his cock. “Well…get down on your knees and suck it,” He commanded.

Kitty followed Principal Skinner’s orders looking up at him as I sucked on whatever I could fit in my mouth. He was extremely patient with this as Kitty moved slowly preventing myself from choking. He grabbed my hair but did not force me which gave me the impression many women had been unable to fit his entire cock into their mouths.

“Get up on the bed and lay face down.”

 Kitty followed orders although I was turned on; I was also quite frightened at the same time. He began kissing the tops of my shoulders, licking then biting…biting HARD. All I could think of was that he was going to leave marks and maybe just maybe it wouldn’t matter once my body decomposed in the shallow grave that Bad Boy and I joked about on several occasions.

Kitty leaned into the pain at first but then quickly turned over when the pain turned to tickling. Principal Skinner threw my body around like a rag doll, fucking me in every position until he finally let me ride that huge cock of his. He sunk in deep and Kitty felt like cumming almost immediately as he said, “You like that big cock don’t you?”

“I like that big cock,” was all I could say as he moved his hips to the rhythm that I started. Kitty touched my nipples as I rode him then he cupped his hands over mine. Once again he said, “you like that big cock, don’t you?” And before I could agree, I let out a moan and scream, “I’m cumming!”

We continued to move together after Kitty’s first orgasm and I was sure I could and WOULD cum again. The beauty of Principal Skinner being so much taller than Kitty is that he was able to fuck Kitty is just about every position where as shorter men are sometimes unable to fuck Kitty doggie style for whatever reason. Considering this 

Kitty requested, “Fuck me doggie style.”

Principal Skinner picked his head up from between Kitty’s legs as he was giving Kitty some pretty decent oral at that point. He flipped me over again and easily slid his cock in from behind fucking Kitty harder and faster than I can ever remember. He paused for a moment, laid Kitty on my side then lay on his side with our legs intertwined then slowly fucked kitty until his face became flush and Kitty could tell he was cumming.

He immediately moved down once more between Kitty’s legs licking, and sucking Kitty’s clit for orgasm number 2. Kitty was pleased. “So are you going to tell me your REAL name now?” He asked as we lay drained. 

In an effort to be playful Kitty said, “No” at first then got up out of bed and handed him my business card. He didn’t look at it. He just slipped it into his wallet.

We chatted for a few more moments. He was spooning Kitty from behind which is Kitty’s all time post orgasm position. We both said we needed to go and then he rubbed up against Kitty, instantaneously got hard as Kitty got wet, climbed on top of Kitty. He threw my legs over his broad shoulders and fucked me missionary style until I screamed with pleasure and he came for his second time.

There was no time to recover after that. Kitty and Principal Skinner both had to get going. He jumped in the shower quickly to wash off the afternoon’s sex as Kitty slipped back into my clothes.

As we left Kitty texted Bad Boy that I was safe and swore to myself that I would never do that again.

Monday, May 18, 2015

"Whole Lotta Love"

The weekend was jam packed with activity. Kitty had lots of vanilla errands to run and since I hadn’t heard from E2 I promised to take my kids to a movie and dinner. Sure enough mid afternoon on Saturday he texted, “What are you doing later?”
All the books and all Kitty’s vanilla friends say to tell him, “I’m going out with a friend.”  So I did. At the same time Kitty was texting a vanilla bestie who said, “It sounds like he’s trying to ask you out.”

WTF?!?!?!? Kitty just can’t win. So I told E2 I’d meet him afterwards. Although we hatched a plan, Kitty made the mistake I often make which is asking E2 how long it’s been…since he’s fucked. He said a few weeks. Why oh why does Kitty ask that question. The answer always seems to be the same and it always make’s Kitty feel bad. E2 asked Kitty, “What are you looking for?”

For the first time Kitty was able to describe what I am looking for. “I want to be someone’s #1. I’ve stood behind jobs, kids, wives and other girlfriends for years and now it’s my turn to be #1.” And while E2 said he understood, he assured Kitty that he was not looking for a girlfriend.

And Kitty being Kitty agreed to meet E2 at his place for a drink even though we want different things and even though I knew we would end up fucking.
E2 has a quaint little house on the water out in the country. It’s quite different from Kitty’s house at the beach. The view of the lake was incredible. E2 fixed Kitty a drink, turned on the classic rock channel on iTunes and we sat out on his deck talking for a few hours. He asked Kitty several times, “What do you think of this view?”
We talked about sex. We talked about work. We listed to Clapton, Pink Floyd and then…it was time for Kitty to leave.

“See, I kept my hands to myself,” E2 said “Maybe we can hang out again.” He stood up to give Kitty a hug…and then Kitty kissed E2…a gentle peck on the lips at first and then the kiss became deeper and more passionate. Kitty felt E2’s enormous bulge between us and I wanted him. E2 unbuttoned Kitty’s jeans and reached inside to rub my clit. Kitty reached in and felt his cock. It was quite possibly the biggest Kitty has ever seen.

“Let’s go inside,” Kitty said “Where do you want me?”

“On the Couch,” he answered. He turned off the lights and left the music blaring. 

Immediately I knew why he wanted to fuck on the couch…the view of the lake. E2 sat on the couch watching Kitty slowly take off my blouse. I slipped of my bra which E2 had unclipped out on the deck. He took off his shirt. Kitty slipped off my pants then knelt in front of E2 as he sat back. I pulled off his pants exposing his huge cock then slowly put it in my mouth trying to take in the entire thing. His hands gently rested on my head and I could hear him slightly say,”oh that feels good.” As the music pulsated. 

Kitty moved up and began to ride E2’s cock. His cock filled Kitty so much so that I could hardly move. He rubbed Kitty’s nipples sucking the right…then the left. The music was so loud. It was Robert Plant singing, “Whole Lotta Love.” Kitty was just about to tell E2 that I couldn’t come when he grabbed both of my nipples nibbling on each as I moved up and down on his cock to the rhythm of the music, “I’m gonna give you every inch of my love.” And then…as Kitty was nibbling E2’s ear, he was sucking my nipples, I was riding his cock and Robert Plant was screaming, “I’m gonna give you every inch of my love,” Kitty came and moaned in E2’s ear. He continued thrusting inside of Kitty and said, “How’s that pussy feel?” Kitty’s pussy felt pretty good but it was E2’s turn to cum. “Turn around,” he said. Kitty turned around and rode E2’s cock reverse cow girl. That’s when I saw it. That’s when I could see what got E2 off. As E2 fucked Kitty from behind, I could see the lake out of the window…the moon overhead. He was looking at it too.

I stood up for a moment, E2 stood up and I could hear him over the music say, “go down on me.” He stood facing the lake as I knelt in front of him trying once again to take in his entire cock. For the first time in a long time Kitty began to gag. E2 stroked his cock and held the head in Kitty’s mouth. Kitty sucked and licked until I felt the sweet taste of cum in my mouth. E2 let out one last moan. Kitty stood and tried to kiss E2. He pulled away. He didn’t want to kiss Kitty with the taste of cum still in my mouth.

“It’s yours,” I said

“Don’t use your tongue,” he answered.

This struck me as funny. Kitty gave E2 one last kiss and snuck my tongue in his mouth. Kitty is very naughty.

I haven’t heard from E2 today. I didn’t expect to hear from him. I don’t expect to hear from him tomorrow either. I knew what I was doing. I’m not sure exactly why I fucked E2 knowing it would be the end. Maybe Kitty is weak. Maybe Kitty is lonely for the touch of a man…any man or maybe Kitty just wanted to share a good feeling with a man that I have grown to like if only for one night.

Friday, May 15, 2015

Playing The Game

It's that time of year when Kitty gets pretty slow at work and that means Kitty goes looking for trouble. The past few weeks have been interesting to say the least. One thing that Kitty found interesting was Mother's Day. Even though Kitty does not consider myself high maintenance when it comes to such Hallmark Holidays it always fascinates me which of my lovers I hear from and which I do not. Kitty tries not to take things so personally but when I took a closer look at who I didn't hear from as opposed to who I did hear from was telling to say the least. Some surprise texts/emails came from "The Salesman", "Bad Boy", "Down and Out", "Tom Hagen", and "Angry Guy".

Kitty will keep the list of who I did NOT hear from to myself but I am always curious as to what that means exactly. One person who I was surprised not to hear from is someone new. His name is "Esquire 2"/E2. E2 is an enigma to Kitty and actually any advice my readers have to offer would be appreciated.

E2 is single...well...separated. He's kind of cute and terribly funny which is a huge turn on for Kitty. E2 is also extremely perceptive which is also a big turn on. We had actually met several years ago when we were both married. More recently E2 began to socialize with one of Kitty's vanilla besties. Kitty uses the word "socialize" because my bestie insists they were not dating although by Kitty's standards they were dating with one exception...they did not fuck. The irony is that my bestie described E2 as a "pothead" and a "sex fiend". I think you all know where this is going...

So months ago Kitty made it my mission to meet E2 and hopefully hook-up. Fate stepped in and I needed his professional advice so I happily made an appointment with him dropping my bestie's name and damned if he didn't pick up the phone and call Kitty himself as opposed to having his secretary do it.

At our meeting I forget exactly what Kitty said but I made a joke about my phone having some unsavory things on it. After our meeting E2 took my number and we agreed to go out with my bestie for happy hour. No sooner did Kitty get home I received a text from E2, "wondering what's on that phone of yours".

E2 and Kitty have been talking and texting ever since. E2 is quite busy as you all can imagine and we talk about getting together for drinks...or fucking quite often but in the end...we don't.

This week E2 didn't text Kitty for two full day's. That's out of the norm for him but all of Kitty's sources say the same thing, "let him make the first move."

The fact that he went for as long as he did kind of hurt Kitty's feelings. Kitty was kind of getting a little wet for this guy and then...nothing.

This morning I woke up at 5 like most mornings. There was a text from him from last night saying, "behaving?"

Kitty: If I say no will you spank me?

E2: No problem

Kitty: What if you are naughty WITH me?

E2: U tell me

Kitty: I'd tease you

Kitty then went on to describe the lap dance I would do for E2 while his hands were tied. I'm not certain but I believe I got E2 fairly worked up. In the end Kitty had to head into the gym and told E2 to have a great day. So Kitty is trying to "play the game". I'm trying to let E2 hunt for me because all of Kitty's advisors say that men like the hunt. That's kind of difficult for Kitty. Kitty is impatient to say the least. But Kitty likes this guy and not just as a fuck buddy. Kitty can see myself with him. So Kitty needs to play this game with E2 in order to let him think he is hunting when in fact Kitty is really the hunter. So what do you all think? How can Kitty catch this one?

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Back Seat

It’s funny, the other day Kitty’s blogging bestie was telling Kitty that one of his girlfriends gave him a blowjob in his car…and that’s it…I mean he didn’t go down on her or finger fuck her or anything. At the time Kitty told my blogging bestie that I don’t see myself doing that for the simple reason that Kitty wants to get off too!

Interestingly enough last night The Traveling Salesman was in town. Kitty thought he was all but gone since he emailed me at what turned out to be the busiest week of all for Kitty. At the time I told him I could not meet him and expected not to hear from him again so when he emailed about meeting for a drink last night Kitty made the date.
We met at a local chain restaurant that has decent food. The bar was packed so we sat at a table and ordered drinks and food. I have to say, the Traveling Salesman is the only one of Kitty’s play mates that treats our play dates like actual dates with a happy ending. Kitty LOVES that!

So we sat and had quite an enjoyable conversation. Kitty waited because the one thing the Salesman did not mention was whether he would be staying over or not before his next destination. When I asked him he said he wasn’t able to this time but next time for sure and we discussed a night out on the town. As we were walking out to our cars Kitty thought how sweet it was for the Salesman to make a side trip so far out of his way for drinks with Kitty. I mean seriously he wasn’t expecting to get laid. He just wanted to see Kitty and that makes Kitty happy.

Kitty offered to give the Salesman a tour of my new car. He smiled and climbed in the front seat. We kissed and although it was not exactly comfortable we continued. It was still light out and we were in a fairly crowded parking lot. The Salesman suggested we go in the back seat. Initially Kitty declined but then I looked into those beautiful blue eyes of his and thought, “Kitty, give the salesman a little memory of the evening.”
We moved in the back seat which was just slightly more comfortable than the front and Kitty began to undo the Salesman’s pants while we kissed feverishly. He pushed his pants down just a bit exposing his beautiful hard cock. Kitty looked at it for a moment. 

This was the first time I had actually gotten a chance to see it in the light. It didn’t seem small and man was it nice and hard. Kitty put the head in my mouth and began to gently suck. I could feel the Salesman’s hand on my head gently pushing it down onto his cock. I took the whole thing in my mouth and from the sound of his sighs Kitty could tell the Salesman was enjoying himself. Kitty ran my tongue up his shaft and then down the other side as I played with his balls. His breath quickened and he moved his cock in and out of my mouth. Kitty was wondering if the Salesman was expecting me to swallow his cum when he suddenly pulled away, cupped his hand over his cock and let out a loud sigh. He took a moment and said, “I think I need a tissue.”

This all struck Kitty as pretty funny and ironic. In the end I did not feel cheated. The Salesman was so appreciative of Kitty’s oral skills that it was really a gift for Kitty too. After a quick conversation about the last time we have ever had sex in a car, the Salesman got into his and went on his way. Just another day in the life of Naughty Kitty.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Duck to Water

Was there really any doubt that Kitty would take to a MMF threesome like a duck to water? Especially when Kitty is the “F”?

This morning I woke up still smelling of his cologne…THEIR cologne. Last night was a slow and easy transition into what Kitty’s blogging bestie refers to as “The Lifestyle”. Kitty arrived to the house five minutes before they did. I smiled as I saw Esq.’s car whipping around the corner as he was running late. We all got out of our respective cars and greeted each other warmly like old buddies. Esq. holding out his long lanky arms for a hug which always makes Kitty giggle just a bit as it is so out of character for an attorney of his stature. Esq.’s bestie Sidekick approached Kitty as well. He asked for a kiss and a hug and immediately complimented Kitty on tasting good. Kitty thought to myself, “This is going to go well.”

The three of us went into the house and Sidekick and I chatted as Esq. turned on the heat, poured some wine and lit candles to set the mood. Sidekick couldn’t have been more engaging and not at all the personality Kitty expected. Esq. had described him as shy yet he was warm and flirtatious with Kitty and at one point quietly muttered to Kitty, “are you up for this?” 

Kitty looked into Sidekick’s eyes, smiled myself and said, “ABSOLUTELY! I’ve been looking forward to this for a while.” Just looking at Sidekick made Kitty wet. He was a handsome man with a charming personality. He was open and forthcoming when Kitty asked questions and we joked at how protective of him Esq. is. I told Sidekick that Esq. told me once that I will never be alone with him or be able to communicate with him directly. That was Esq.’s rule and although I knew it was a bit controlling, it was a turn on to Kitty on some level. The three of us discussed the fact that Sidekick’s career does not lend itself for any type of security gaps and so Kitty agrees to no direct contact with Sidekick and secretly gets wet at the thought of having Esq. between us.

The conversation then turns to Kitty’s career and both men discuss how they could use Kitty’s professional services in the future. And then Esq. says, “it’s good to have friends like [Kitty]”. He leans toward me, holds his long arms out once again for me to come closer and we begin to kiss. Kitty thought this was funny. All the times I played this out in my head I never thought Esq. and I would start the ball rolling. I had always pictured myself breaking the ice with Sidekick first. But alas, that is the beauty of a threesome. It’s just so darned unpredictable.

Kitty lost myself in Esq.’s kiss and a part of me felt a little bad that Sidekick was left out and maybe felt a little uncomfortable and then realized that he should be joining in. Sidekick got up and announced that he was going out for a smoke. Kitty laughed as Esq. made a comment to Sidekick about brushing his teeth before he joined us upstairs.
Kitty and Esq. brought the candles and the wine upstairs. We began to kiss and although Kitty thought it might be a good idea to let Sidekick undress me, Esq. began the task. Undressing Kitty down to my panties and bra. I could feel his gigantic hard cock rub up against me and lost sight of the fact that Sidekick was there until I heard some rustling about.

“What took you so long?” Kitty asked not waiting for the answer. “Come over here.” I said and turned to him and began to kiss him as Esq. stood behind me. Sidekick undressed himself then knelt before kitty and began licking my pussy like he had done this before. I meant to ask for confirmation if this was his first time but lost myself in the sensation of Sidekick licking me from the front as Esq. kissed me on the back of my neck and let his hands roam over my body. The sensation was unreal.
Esq. grabbed my hand and put it on his rock hard cock which I immediately tilted around just enough to suck on it. He encouraged this by holding my head down ever so gently.

“Let’s go to the bed,” Sidekick said.

Kitty smiled to myself and we all moved over. Entangled in one another Sidekick arranged us in a sixty nine position as I stroked Esq. cock with my hand looking up at his smiling face every few moments.

Esq. then pulled me toward him and positioned me doggie style on the edge of the bed as Sidekick knelt in front of me. I had mentioned that this was my ultimate fantasy and was curious as to whether Esq. remembered this. I began sucking Sidekick’s cock as Esq. fucked me from behind harder than I can remember ever being fucked before. I could hear myself moaning but was lost in the sheer ecstasy of the moment and could hear both Esq. and Sidekick moan themselves as Esq. came. He pulled out of me and excused himself as Sidekick and Kitty continued to play.

I thought it was pretty considerate of Esq. to leave me and Sidekick alone for the remainder of the play date. Esq. is usually good for at least 2 orgasms but this time he puttered downstairs, took a shower and wandered quietly as Kitty rode Sidekick’s cock and whispered softly into Sidekick’s ear.

“What can I do for you? Does that feel good? Is there anything that you want? Anything that you’ve wanted to try?”

Sidekick remained very shy and quiet and then finally said, “I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I would be so freaked out by this. I’ve never done this before and I am so nervous.”

“It’s okay. You are doing great. There is no pressure here and you have nothing to worry about with me. Just relax and tell me what you want…what you crave.”

The fact that Sidekick was nervous came as quite a surprise to Kitty. He was able to maintain a nice hard cock throughout the entire evening which surprised me in light of the fact that Esq.’s cock was quite a bit larger and harder.

So Sidekick and Kitty lay next to each other talking in soft voices for a few moments. Kitty told Sidekick that he is very sexy and Sidekick told Kitty that nobody has ever told him that before. And then just before the evening ended Sidekick slid down between Kitty’s legs. He worked Kitty’s clit with his tongue until Kitty could not hold on anymore and Kitty came.

Kitty and Sidekick lay side by side in bed quietly when Esq. walked into the room after his shower. He sat on the side of the bed next to Kitty and Sidekick and asked Kitty how I liked my celebration “massage”. Kitty assured both men that I was pleased. As the three of us sorted through the pile of clothes that lay on the ground Kitty smiled and thought how very strange and very comfortable this all was.

We walked out to our cars after we dressed. I gave each of the men a kiss and assured them that I would love to meet them both again. Kitty has taken to “The Lifestyle” like a duck to water. I am not a bit surprised.

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Belated Celebration

Today was quite a day for Kitty. I’m hoping tomorrow is even better. While things are still quite hectic at work Kitty is beginning to get that itch…no not crabs silly! Kitty is feeling like I want to…no Kitty NEEDS to play.

Yesterday against my better judgment I reached out to him…Ebony. We exchanged polite pleasantries and then Kitty asked, “Do you ever think about that night we were together?”

Ebony replied, “All the time!!”

Kitty was not surprised by that answer. It was a great night one of the sexiest I’ve ever had. Over the course of several hours Ebony and Kitty texted our sexy texts and then Ebony asked, “I know you have had bigger and better cocks. Why do you want mine?”
Now the thing about Kitty is that it’s not always all about cocks for me. As I explained to Ebony, it was about the way his lips felt on mine when he kissed me…like we had been kissing forever. It was about the way our tongues wrapped around each other in just the right way. It was about the gentle touch of his hand, the sound of his voice when he said my name as he moved his cock in and out of me. It was about how his tongue felt on my clit and yes, it was about how his cock felt oh so perfect inside of Kitty.

Ebony’s response? “I have to fuck you REEAAALLLLLL SSSSOOOOOONN!!”

This morning he followed up with more sexting. The problem with Ebony of course is that he wants Kitty to do all the work. He wants Kitty to take off from work, he wants Kitty to book the room and ultimately pay for the room. Kitty is all for sharing expenses but COME ON!!!

As Ebony was trying to convince Kitty to take off from work to meet him in a hotel that I would ultimately pay for it came…the text…from Esq.

We had been planning to get together a few days ago but he couldn’t make it. No problem. For whatever reason Kitty is very patient when it comes to Esq. Maybe it is because he is so nice. Maybe it is because when I do see him he lets Kitty suck on his beautiful hard cock. At any rate when he told me he couldn’t make it the other day, 
Kitty said, “I was looking forward to feeling your rock hard cock inside of me. You will have to make it up to me.” Esq. assured me he would.
This morning he texted that our rescheduled date of tomorrow was looking good and the text that really made Kitty wet?

“It looks like [Sidekick] will be able to join us and help us celebrate”. Oh yeah...Kitty just had a birthday and Esq. promised a belated birthday threesome.

So according to Esq.’s text he and his friend Sidekick will be pleasuring Kitty at the same time tomorrow. Sounds pretty cool right?!?!!?

Kitty is so excited I couldn’t concentrate all day. I have so much to do to prepare. What should I wear? How should I shave? How can I sneak in a shower after work but before our play date?  Will Sidekick like Kitty? How will we start off?
Esq. is a chatterer. He likes to have a chat before we fuck. We catch up on family stuff and then we go upstairs. Will Esq. let me start off with Sidekick and then join in?

These are all questions that I can’t wait to find the answers to. 

Monday, April 20, 2015

A Long Cold Winter

It’s been a long cold winter for Kitty and I am just getting back in the swing of things. Kitty is still fulfilling promises I made back before the New Year. There were days of course there were days where I longed for the warmth of a man’s body next to mine. 

There were nights when I came home from work and wished someone were there to comfort me…to cook for me…to tell me everything would be alright.
Occasionally I would go back to look at his picture online. Yes, there is a picture of him. He is standing on a ladder, wearing a ripped tee shirt and shorts that show his beautiful athletic legs. I closed my eyes and tried to remember those legs as I knelt before him sucking his cock. Kitty tried to remember the sound of his voice as he moaned when he cums. I tried to remember he way his tongue feels on my clit…like velvet I always thought.

The last time Kitty felt that velvet tongue was months ago. We thought we’d see eachother again in a few weeks but the weeks turned to months and well…that’s the way this life goes. Kitty has learned to treat each encounter like it’s the last. Lovers come and go and that is okay. The men…they find newer, younger, thinner, more beautiful models…but do they realize Kitty can do the same?

It is spring. Spring means new life. Kitty is feeling better than ever. How was YOUR winter?

Monday, March 2, 2015

"Monday Morning You Sure Look Fine"

This morning I blew off the gym. The roads are icy. Kitty just got a new car and the first week out I slipped into a ditch. No harm done but now I’m a bit gun shy. So this morning I decided to take advantage of the quiet house and get some personal finance items taken care of. And then the email came…from him…cross country I am assuming which would make it approximately 2:00 am his time. The email said:

“Man, I need you…Bad”

Kitty immediately got wet. I tried to remember back to when we were last together…early fall. I kept thinking…I STILL think we had the perfect situation. He was bicoastal. The plan was for us to get together while he was here then go back to our lives when he returned home then three weeks or so later…but he never came back…or at least he never told me when he did. Kitty has no idea why he would come back and not let me know and in all honesty I do believe he is still home and that it is a coincidence that after hatching our well thought out plan, his contract completely changed.

At any rate Kitty’s Monday morning is looking bright.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Complaint Department

The other day Kitty was texting with Tom Hagen. Apparently he reads Kitty’s blog pretty regularly. Tom Hagen voiced a complaint. He said too much time passes between Kitty’s posts. Well, I do apologize for that but in reality Kitty’s career does not permit time these days for play dates much less writing.

Having said that, today Kitty received several photos and videos from a former lover. At the same time Kitty was fantasizing about The Cowboy. Oh you know Kitty can’t give up completely on him. Just when I think all hope is lost, he says something or laughs at one of my jokes and my little Grinch heart goes pitter patter.

Kitty got to talk to The Cowboy a few times today regarding an issue that I am handling for him. Here and there Kitty would crack a joke and every now and then he would get the joke and chuckle. I get the impression that The Cowboy doesn’t always appreciate Kitty’s quick wit. Which is a shame because Kitty has been told that I am quite funny not to mention I give pretty good head. The Cowboy doesn't know what he is missing if you ask me.

At one point in the conversation today he was telling me about some sort of “semen rebate” that he gets (for the cows of course). Kitty asked how I can join the semen club. The Cowboy got that joke and sort of chuckled giving Kitty a glimmer of hope.

I confessed to my work bestie that I was fantasizing about fucking the Cowboy while he wears his cross necklace. Oh, I don’t know for sure that he has one but I just bet he does and there is something so dirty and sexy about the idea of riding his cock, looking down at his ecstasy filled face then at the sign of his religion. Don’t ask me why…it just makes Kitty wet.