Friday, September 28, 2012

Kitty Losing My Touch


I think I might be losing my touch a little bit in my new vanilla life. Oh don’t get me wrong, I LOVE it! I love being able to do whatever I want pretty much whenever I want to. I love being able to talk to whoever I want to on the phone and not having to worry about who I am texting, when and why.

So yesterday was Auditor Guy’s official birthday and although I wanted to make it super special and sexy for him, he is getting over a terrible cold. Kitty is not very sexy when I am sick so we opted to postpone the play date and I intended to take AG out to dinner. Oh believe me when AG and I finally have our birthday play date, Kitty has a gift which consists of a special toy just for AG and I have every intention of using it on him.

In the meantime Kitty emailed AG

 I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking forward to celebrating on Tuesday.  I can’t wait to have that dick in my mouth and your tongue on my clit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for you!

 Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...naked...touching eachother...licking each other...sucking each other.

Xoxoxo

Pretty sexy right? And pretty standard for Kitty. I mean poor AG loved my blog before we started seeing each other. My recent lifestyle change and our budding relationship has left me with little or no time to write much less incentive to be naughty with anybody but AG.

AG of course responded with an equally sexy email about where his tongue would like to explore and where he would like Kitty to put her fingers. AG as you may know enjoys anal play.

So Kitty opened AG’s sexy email, read it and then as I often do went back to read my original email to AG which in reality read like this…

I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking forward to celebrating on Tuesday.  I can’t wait to have that dock in my mouth and you tongue on my flit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for you!

 Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...
baked...touching each other...licking each other...sucking each other.
 
 Xoxoxo

Kitty’s autocorrect obviously has a mind of its own. Kitty has got to step up my game I think. Have a great weekend everybody! 
 

1 comment:

Same sassy girl said...

Har har... damn that auto-correct! I hope AG got a good giggle out of this.

The worst one I've heard is a woman expressing her desire for a man to do something to her and it came out "I sooo want you to lick my CLOT!" ewww!