I think I
might be losing my touch a little bit in my new vanilla life. Oh don’t get me
wrong, I LOVE it! I love being able to do whatever I want pretty much whenever
I want to. I love being able to talk to whoever I want to on the phone and not
having to worry about who I am texting, when and why.
So yesterday
was Auditor Guy’s official birthday and although I wanted to make it super
special and sexy for him, he is getting over a terrible cold. Kitty is not very
sexy when I am sick so we opted to postpone the play date and I intended to
take AG out to dinner. Oh believe me when AG and I finally have our birthday play
date, Kitty has a gift which consists of a special toy just for AG and I have
every intention of using it on him.
In the meantime Kitty emailed AG
I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking
forward to celebrating on Tuesday. I can’t wait to have that dick in my
mouth and your tongue on my clit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that
I bought for you!
Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...naked...touching eachother...licking each other...sucking each other.
Xoxoxo
Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...naked...touching eachother...licking each other...sucking each other.
Xoxoxo
Pretty sexy right? And pretty standard for Kitty. I mean poor AG loved my blog before we started seeing each other. My recent lifestyle change and our budding relationship has left me with little or no time to write much less incentive to be naughty with anybody but AG.
AG of course responded with an
equally sexy email about where his tongue would like to explore and where he
would like Kitty to put her fingers. AG as you may know enjoys anal play.
So Kitty opened AG’s sexy email, read
it and then as I often do went back to read my original email to AG which in
reality read like this…
I'm sorry we can’t spend the day together but I am looking
forward to celebrating on Tuesday. I can’t wait to have that dock in my mouth and you tongue on my flit. Oh and let's not forget the special toy that I bought for
you!
Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...baked...touching each other...licking each other...sucking each other.
Xoxoxo
Have a great day baby! I will be thinking about you all day and wishing we were together...baked...touching each other...licking each other...sucking each other.
Xoxoxo
Kitty’s autocorrect
obviously has a mind of its own. Kitty has got to step up my game I think. Have
a great weekend everybody!
3 comments:
Har har... damn that auto-correct! I hope AG got a good giggle out of this.
The worst one I've heard is a woman expressing her desire for a man to do something to her and it came out "I sooo want you to lick my CLOT!" ewww!
Awesome blog yoou have here
Why, thank you, Simon!
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