I’ve wanted to write for some time now but just haven’t been
able to. It’s funny. When I was married, I had no life but plenty to write
about. Now that I am single I am living life with little or no time to write
about it. Between you and me, I’ll take the latter.
This summer has been a bust so far. Kitty has come down with
a mean case of sciatica. I’m hoping you all know what that is but basically it
is a pinched nerve that runs the full length of your leg. The pain is
excruciating and it’s constant. So far I’ve tried chiropractics, ART (Active
Release Techniques), stretching, exercise you name it. Anyway, I know you all don’t want to read
Kitty’s complaints. Believe me; Kitty is NOT happy right now.
Being that Kitty always likes to find the silver lining, my
massage therapist is quite wonderful with his hands and he is absolutely
gigantic. Damn Kitty would love to get a piece of that. But alas the young stud
is spoken for and monogamous I am sure. Just to give you an idea of what we are
dealing with, he is a former professional NFL lineman. His stats say he is 6’2”
329 or something like that but he is immense and has the most wonderful sense
of humor which for any of you who know Kitty in real life know that humor is
the biggest turn on for Kitty…well that and a huge cock. For the most part
Kitty prefers playmates that are a bit older than Kitty but for this guy, I’d
make an exception.
I’ve lost my patience with more than a few of my playmates
including “I’ve Missed You Man” but in the end Kitty is better off. I forget if
I mentioned it or not but last year Kitty met someone on Tinder. We never met
in person but he was here with his daughter and her family so we matched up. We
texted for a few days then he left without one word about meeting in person.
Over the winter he found Kitty on facebook then sure enough when he made his annual
trek here we agreed to meet. In the end Kitty is not sure if there was a
legitimate misunderstanding or just a general disrespect for Kitty’s time but he
texted me 7:00 p.m. the day we were supposed to meet to ask what Kitty where
Kitty wanted to meet. Fuck that!!! By 7:00 p.m. Kitty is slowing down not
gearing up. So basically that jackass missed his shot. A few weeks later Kitty
just had to know the truth. Did he have another date that did not go well so he
thought he’d squeeze Kitty in? Well he won’t admit to it but honestly sometimes
Kitty feels like screaming at these idiots,
“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?! I’M
NAUGHTY FUCKING KITTY YOU DUMBASS!!!”
Oh don’t worry about Kitty. There is always another playmate
just around the corner and even so Kitty is plenty busy in my vanilla life.
Other than the physical pain of sciatica, life is good. My kids are healthy and
happy thank God. They will be out of the house in no time at which point Kitty
is seriously considering a big, exciting move.
So I hope you all are having a wonderful summer. If so,
please share. Kitty loves to read your comments. Or as always feel free to
email me Naughtykitty314@yahoo.com.
4 comments:
I feel your pain. I have been struggling with sciatica all summer as well. But what is slowing my playtime is the constant presence of an out of work husband.
Fortunately there are flirty moments here and there, but no satisfaction.
Hope we both feel better soon.
Try prednisone - worked amazingly for me and really knocked down the nerve inflammation almost immediately.
So sorry to hear about your pain. My mom had that. I hope it heals soon! There are nice men who need you.
Thank you everybody. Doctor is now thinking it is something other than sciatica which is good in that all these months of being treated for sciatica nothing has worked so hopefully a new diagnosis will bring new and effective treatment. I'll keep you all posted!!
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