Apologies

I lost count of how many times I have apologized to AG. He read that last post where I mentioned that I was on Plenty of Fish and did not take it well. Not that it matters but I was truthful when I told him that I haven’t met anybody and probably never will. He equated reading that last blog post to me seeing Hammer on Ashley Madison while we were still fucking. Okay, I get that and I make no excuses but let’s be honest here. Anybody who reads my blog knows that I may never be satisfied with one single cock for all eternity…especially NOW. My God! I JUST got my freedom why on EARTH would I give it up so easily???

There is a simple answer to that…I wouldn’t and I won’t. Anybody who knows me even in my vanilla life knows that. Even my MOTHER knows that. So I do apologize for hurting AG’s feelings by posting a profile on Plenty of Fish but AG, we never talked about love, marriage or any of those things. I have always been completely honest about the fact that I never want to get married (or live with a man for that matter) ever again. 

You have never told me you love me. You never told me you WANT me for that matter or that you LIKE me. We play, we laugh and occasionally we fuck. I miss being friends. I miss some of our playful conversations and for the last time I am sorry for hurting your feelings but this is the last time I will apologize.

Thank You AGAIN Ashley Madison

I woke up a little early this morning. Things have become absolutely crazy in this house. Not necessarily a BAD kind of crazy. It’s just busy ALL THE TIME. I’ve never been one of those mothers that signs her kids up for a million activities and yet it seems that I am always running them here and there. Not to mention work has become increasingly busy as our “season” is now formally upon us. I don’t mind it so much but it leaves me little or no time to write for my blog or go out for that matter.

Angry Guy? Oh well…he’s around…in his place but “punishing” me by not helping out with the kids. In all honesty I would trade that any day for him still being in this house.

So what has Kitty been up to other than work and kids you ask? Unfortunately Kitty has nothing sexy to report. My friends and I have been playing around on “Plenty of Fish”. This is after signing up for a month here and there of Match.com, Ourtime.com and the infamous J-Date.

POF is by far my favorite among other reasons because it is free and somehow free rejection is not half as painful as paid membership rejection. Ashley Madison was sort of the same way.

The other night I got a surprise phone call from Bad Boy. I love that he did that! He generally texts me first out of respect for whatever I might be dealing with as far as the kids. Anyway he called and started off by acknowledging that I HATE talking on the phone. Our conversations can go on for hours. Anyway among other things we discussed the dating scene. Bad Boy is strictly opposed to me being on the dating websites. We both agree that I am the kind of gal that you have to meet in person and get to know and then some lucky guy will learn about the Naught Kitty side of me hopefully.

I was telling Bad Boy how disappointed my friends are by these men that they meet.  The men write on their profiles that they don’t want any heavy commitments. My friends sleep with them then think they will change their minds. Kitty knows better. This is because of Ashley Madison thank you very much. Oh and I mean that in a good way! In fact my friends joke that they are looking for husbands and I am looking for playmates. Not much has changed for me in that respect. The only difference now is that I prefer single men.

Oh I get a text every now and again from T-Bone. I did enjoy his company. But as Bad Boy and I were saying the other night, “I did not fight so hard for my freedom to end up dying at the hands of your crazy ass wife!” Let’s not forget that T-Bone has all sorts of artillery available to him and that crazy wife of his. More importantly Kitty deserves to be number one now…or number 2 to kids. That much I can handle.

And so, I want to thank Ashley Madison yet again for giving me the experience that makes this new single life of mine fun as opposed to desperate. I wish you all good luck in your dating endeavors. Amen

Some Things Never Change…and Never WILL

The other night I received a text from XXX. This is quite out of the ordinary, especially when he is in the midst of reconciling with his wife. We haven’t seen each other or spoken for a few months now. We email occasionally but simply on a professional level. It’s as though that period of time when we were sleeping together never happened. Either way I am good with it. I made a good move by leaving Big Cheese and XXX professionally. I hadn’t realized it until XXX started texting me. He started out by asking if I was “out on the town”. XXX has certain arrogance about him especially when he is in the midst of reconciling with his wife. Having known him for as long as I have I know now that this is a shield he uses when he is unhappy and when he is with her, whether he likes to admit it or not, he is very UN-happy.

Since I was snuggled up in bed and intrigued as to why he was texting me on a Saturday night I replied to his text. I didn’t actually speak with him but I guess he had an argument with his wife about his weight. Yes, there are times when XXX’s weight fluctuates and he just quit smoking so I know he put on a little bit but he is not obese by any stretch of the imagination. His wife is just a cunt and looking for any excuse to pick at him.

I jokingly asked if he wanted me to come over and finish what she started. He had taken her out to dinner and I suppose the argument was her way of avoiding sex that night. XXX “lol’d” my text then proceeded to tell me he was going to sneak out and sleep at his apartment because his wife has him sleep on the couch now because he snores…”since he is so fat”.

These are the things that make me furious. As if that wasn’t bad enough he started needling me about Auditor Guy. “How are things? Does he call you every day? What did he buy you for Christmas?” you know…all that crap. XXX was looking for some sign that I am as miserable as he is. He’ll never find it. Listen, everybody has their days and yes even Kitty has a bad day here and there but the joy of having my freedom is enough to keep me happy at least for now.

Last night I texted XXX to see how things ended up. I guess he got back in the bedroom so he blew me off like so many times before. XXX and his situation with his wife are never going to change. That is sad for him. I need to move on now.