So Kitty got called for jury duty this week. I know
RIGHT?!?!?!? EXCITING!!!!
Actually nobody could believe that Kitty was chosen
and then when I assured them I was everybody said, “Good LUCK!!!” It’s really
the first time that Kitty has ever actually been called in. Generally I call
the day before and have been dismissed. So like a dutiful citizen Kitty went
into court for the interview. As I sat in the court room watching potential
jurors be dismissed one right after the other I became entranced. I looked
around hoping to see someone I knew at first then began to fantasize about
seeing someone I knew from Ashley Madison.
Kitty sat thinking how funny it
would be to call a sidebar. Kitty would go up to the judge’s bench with the
prosecuting attorney as well as the defense attorney and say, “Uh, Your Honor.
I know the Defending attorney. We met in a hotel room after corresponding on
Ashley Madison but Kitty ASSURES you that this will not impact my judgment what
so ever!”
Do you think the judge would buy that? Or even
funnier how about if the JUDGE was on Ashley Madison?!?!?!? “Um Your Honor? You
may not recognize me with my clothes on. But it’s ME…you know NAUGHTY KITTY!!!”
And when Naughty Kitty tells you that the judge was
hot enough for Kitty to fuck Kitty would be telling the WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING
BUT THE TRUTH.
Sadly though, Kitty did not recognize a soul. Kitty
did take every opportunity to look at the judge’s face searching for a sign…a
sign to…well…you know…
1 comment:
Ah, nothing like jury duty. Whee! Do you look around everywhere and wonder? Or was it unusual or just more intense in that setting?
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