I have a Facebook friend that refuses to believe that the men who comment on my Facebook page are not “into” me. He insists that these guys have “crushes” and that they think I am “hot” and “want” me. My Facebook friend is CLEARLY delusional and from another part of the country!!! LOL Sorry Dude, I love you but this could not be farther from the truth.
I will admit that I have quite a few male friends on Facebook but I also have quite a few female friends. One of my totally cool female friends turned me on to this blog that publishes HNT (Half Nekked Thursday) photos for those of us who do not feel comfortable posting on our own blogs.
For the record NOBODY wants to see any half naked photos of me…I assure you. “The Angry Guy” is legally obligated but even HE doesn’t want to see any shots of me half naked. Aside from this website it turns out that there are quite a few…um…DICK photos floating around. I always knew they were out and about on the general internet but my friends are receiving them via personal email. What the fuck?!?! Nobody is sending ME their DICK shots!!!!!
What the hell?!?! Am I not worthy??? And before you ask, YES I did just consume a strong cup of coffee as well as a chocolate glazed Dunkin’ Donut. The over use of exclamation marks, question marks and the cap lock are a great indicator.
So I wanna know if nobody is sending me dick shots because I am not hot enough? To me that would be a compliment of sorts. It is like a guy saying “Hey, how’s your day going? I am thinking about you and this is what I think.” Oh, yeah I am talking about and erect penis please. I would appreciate it if my male friends would refrain from sending their flaccid dick shots. That would just make me feel worse about myself.
Perhaps if I build a collection we can have a game. Like “Identify the Dick” game. Maybe I can get Babeland to donate a toy as a prize and whoever matches the dick with its owner will win a prize. Dudes don’t laugh too hard. This is how Mark Zuckerberger started out.