Tight Ass Friends

Oh friends how I wish I had something sexy to write about. Not today. I will say that I DO have a crush on someone but dating in the single vanilla world is a hell of a lot slower than fucking online. Anyway, since Kitty is lacking sex, I am craving it more and more. The other day I was surfing porn. It was late late at night and I was using my kindle since I was up in bed. The pictures were small so I just clicked on a shot of what looked like a guy and a woman. I began watching the couple. The guy looked a little fem for me but I continued and fast forwarded it a little. Suddenly I noticed something. The chick that began the video on her stomach had rolled over and the guy was sucking her cock!!! WTF?!?!?!?! OMG! OMG! OMG! Kitty had to rewind a little bit before I realized that the chick in the porn video was a “She-man”. Sorry but this is NOT a turn on for Kitty. I can’t explain why. The worst part is that every other video I clicked on was a “She-Man” porn. Somehow I had clicked my way into an exclusively “She-Man” site. And so I turned my Kindle off and vowed never to surf porn again.

So now Kitty is left to live vicariously through the stories of others. My male friends are super. Most of them divulge details upon request. My female friends not so much. I was prompted to write this blog post after a chat conversation with one of my female friends. I was trying to explain to her that I wanted some info on this guy that I have a crush on. Let’s call him Knightrider since he has this super duper Ford 150 that lights up like just like Knightrider.

I was explaining to my tight ass friend that another one of my friends let it spill that she had slept with Knightrider years ago when they had dated for a very short period of time. But that was it. She wouldn’t divulge any more information. Is it me or is that JUST WRONG!!!

So my tight ass girlfriend did not see my point at all and in fact finds it in poor taste that I even ask. WTF?! I mean if I want to fuck the guy and I have the inside track, I sure as hell want to know whatever I can ahead of time. Like can he still get hard? Is he good at giving oral?

I made the mistake of asking my tight ass girlfriend, “Don’t you find that information interesting even about your male friends?”

To which my tight ass girlfriend’s response was, “No lol. I’m not really interested in the details of any of my friend’s sex lives. “

Kitty needs some new friends L