Monday, July 30, 2012

Don't Ask Don't Tell


Kitty just made a huge mistake. Don’t ask me why. My “Don’t ask don’t tell” policy was working so well and in my opinion was the key to my success with Hammer. Okay, that and a few wonderful fuck sessions.


Hammer was away with his family this week and although Kitty managed to stay occupied, I did miss his morning emails. I refrained from texting him to see how things were going. This morning I received a text from him saying he was on his way home but was having car trouble. See, patience IS a virtue! We texted back and forth a little bit about meeting again and what Hammer’s requests for our next fuck session might be. Oh yes! Kitty LOVES requests. I am thinking of adding that to my JDate profile. Do you think the Jewish men might like that?


So Hammer and I were having a naughty little sext session and then I did it. I asked if he got laid. Why oh why did Kitty do that? Well…the good news is Hammer was honest with me. The bad news…well…


What is that old saying? “Curiosity killed the Naughty Kitty”?

5 comments:

1manview said...

I have a saying for my spouse, if any part of an answer I give you to a question might upset you, don't ask. Because every time I sugar coat an answer, it bites me in the butt down the road... :)

Advizor54 said...

you should be happy he got laid, because the more we get sex, the more we want sex...

Naughty Kitty said...

Thanks, manview. You are right and I was fishing for a compliment so I learned my lesson.

Advizor...is that true??? HAMMER???? IS THAT TRUE?!?!?!?!?!

Advizor54 said...

I think it's very true. Conquests in one bed make us bolder in the next.

Naughty Kitty said...

This is potentially exciting news for Kitty!!