Have you ever seen one of those pornos where the woman squirts cum like a man? Have you ever been with an actual woman who squirts? Well, let me start by saying that Kitty is not a squirter. That sort of makes me sad because yes, it makes it difficult for the men I fuck to tell that they have made me cum and although Kitty is quite a moaner in bed I am not one to shout “I’m CUMMING!”
I forget why but XXX and I were discussing squirting a few weeks ago. I may have asked him if his wife is a squirter because that’s the kind of shit that Kitty asks XXX. He assured me at the time that women don’t REALLY squirt. I said to him “what about the pornos?” XXX assured me that there was some sort of trick photography in those pornos.
Okay so Kitty is going along La-Dee-Da and I’m talking to my new special friend “Yo Philly Guy” who then tells me that his wife is a squirter. SHIT! Kitty can’t compete with that!!!
When Kitty told “Yo Philly Guy” that Kitty doesn’t squirt there was silence on the other end of the phone line. I asked “Yo Philly Guy” if he was disappointed. He said “no” but Kitty knows better.
Who knows, maybe “Yo Philly Guy” will do things for Kitty that leave my body with no other choice but to squirt. I can’t wait to find out.