Friday, February 24, 2012

Ageists

Kitty is thinking about “Age” today. Kitty’s new special friend is a bit older than Kitty. Kitty happens to like older men and for some reason just can’t get that across to my new special friend. I ask him his real age only because I am just realizing that some of the men on Ashley Madison fib about their age. This makes Kitty sad. Are the women out there on Ashley Madison REALLY ageists? If so that just SUCKS! Older men are a big turn on for Kitty. It’s no secret that Kitty has “Daddy issues”.

The thought of fibbing about my age never occurred to me. I’d rather it be right out there. I’d rather be upfront so that if and when the time comes to meet in person the let down is minimal. XXX and Big Cheese have both done online dating and they both have told me that the pictures the women post are deceiving. Kitty would rather post a not so great picture of myself and have a guy be pleasantly surprised when they meet me in person. It’s risky but it works for me. XXX told me the other day that my Ashley Madison photo makes me look like a Mennonite grandmother and that I am much more beautiful in person. I know RIGHT?!?! He offered to take a better picture of me but I HATE having my picture taken and so I will continue to use the Mennonite grandma shot for now. Maybe the old guys on Ashley Madison LIKE Mennonite grandmas!



Anyway, what’s going on with women on Ashley Madison sticking their noses up in the air at older men?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You and a few others are in a clssification all by yourself. TG.

Hammer

Naughty Kitty said...

I think that's terrible Hammer. It's funny though. I have refused men on AM because they are too YOUNG but never too old. What on earth would Kitty do with a 20 year old BOY?!?! Well...I'd find something but it would involve alot of duct tape ;)

Ryan Beaumont said...

I think there is a general age inflation of 3 - 5 years. Some of it is for anonymity and who is going to say they are older than they actually are.

I would always assume people are 1-3 years older than they say. But then again I did run into someone who said they are 43 and then said they were 26 - who knows!

I don't think being older is an impediment but as an older guy you have to realize that you must deliver on the positive aspects of being older meaning you are more affluent, charming, and romantic (and are very liquid). If you are old and just dumb well, your just behing the 8 ball because a lady can get dumb in a 25 year old guy with 6 pack abs! :)

Anonymous said...

anyone into the whole online thing shoud see the movie "Catfish"

Naughty Kitty said...

I'm with ya on that Ryan. That's exactly how I look at it. Older men are established, charming, romantic and for some reason just plain "polished". Kitty likes polished men. My only concern with an older man is that I am not into guys who take viagra or cialis. I have nothing against it, it's just my personal taste. I like a guy who is au natural.

AlleyG8r said...

LOL at "au natural." As a guy, I guess I'd like a woman who has a firm 34DD rack "au natural" but nature and genetics make that a pretty rare occurrence. Sometimes you have to accept that aging has its own logic.

PS I don't use pharma sex enhancers but I accept that it's probably just a matter of time...