Saturday, March 10, 2012

Crossing the Line

Crossing the Line

Today has been a super crazy day for Naughty Kitty. First of all Big Cheese is out of town and Kitty is all alone in the office for the next few days. Ordinarily that’s not an issue but Big Cheese’s office is particularly busy this time of year. I walked in this morning to 9 voice mails. That is UNHEARD of!! The phone was ringing like crazy, Big Cheese left me with a mountain of work to do and clients were walking in all morning looking for things that Big Cheese had promised them but never took care of. Kitty was about to lose it when one of my favorite clients called. He and I have been flirting for well over a year. We have only met in person once. He has an amazing voice and an awesome laugh.

Now there is a line that most people set for themselves in and out of the workplace as far as propriety is concerned and then there is the line that Kitty sets and continues to LEAP over. Don’t ask me how but my client mentioned that he was “backed up”. Now one thing Kitty forgot to mention is that this client and I have a very close friend in common. This friend told me that years ago the client was engaged and his fiancĂ© cheated on him with his best friend. For this reason Kitty has always assumed that the client was adamant against cheating. I have no idea why because today he certainly set Kitty straight. We talked a little about how Ashley Madison works. I also mentioned that I am ready to take another break. He asked “before or after me?” Wow, now Kitty has no idea why certain things turn me on. They just do and the way he talks just turns Kitty on and has for quite a while. I did confess to him that I have thought about us hooking up in the past. I just never thought it would actually happen. He confessed that every time he talks to Kitty on the phone he gets HARD. God I love that.

He asked if I would “walk him through it” meaning the whole hook-up in a hotel room thing. I have to admit that I feel a little bad that I am so experienced at this point that I am teaching the men how things work. What happened to that sweet naive Kitty that I used to be?

At the same time all of this is happening the office phones are ringing off the hook, Big Cheese is emailing me and my new naughty buddy Ben was emailing me trying to get details along with pictures of what was going on. Like I said, CHAOS.

So my client (who I suppose I now need to think of a nickname for) and I have decided to try to meet to clean his pipes and of course Kitty’s pipes can always use a good cleaning. What a great way to end the week.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You go Girl, yeeeeee haaaaaa....

Me

Ben said...

Ms. Kitty - Now if I relocated my AM profile to your neighborhood, would you bite on my line? And would I bite on yours?

XOXO

Naughty Kitty said...

Ben, Kitty is about to take a break from AM so you better make the change to your profile ASAP ;)

Ben said...

LOL. I suppose you are finding enough to fill your plate for the moment.

Naughty Kitty said...

Well, XXX was asking me if it's "stranger dick" that turns me on or is it just that these encounters are not turning into anything long term. He thinks I need on dependable, long term lover. I agree but again that is something that builds over time. This week is going to be a busy one so we will see.

Ben said...

You probably need both, the long term lover for the connection and the occasional short termer for the variety.

Naughty Kitty said...

Hmmm and do you by any chance have any suggestions for the "short term for variety" category?

Ben said...

Well, I will be in New York for several days next week ... But I still need to know what I'll be getting in to, if you know what I mean ;-)

Naughty Kitty said...

I can't even think about next week and no way I'll be anywhere near NY. Kitty is bogged down with work but will give you an idea of what you are "getting into" first chance I get...my naughty little Ben ;)

Ben said...

Well, Ms. Kitty, I do so look forward to the introduction, so to speak. Do remember that expectations rise over time, if you know what I mean.