Monday, September 19, 2011

35 Sex Positions

I am going to commend myself on behaving over the weekend. I didn’t text, call or email XXX once and believe me I wanted to. Okay, that’s a lie. I didn’t call or text him until Sunday afternoon.  I can’t help myself. I am naughty and I love to tease a man. To me it’s part of foreplay.

So I decided to be a little naughty at work. I mean what fun is it to fuck the guy who dictates your schedule and can ultimately fire you if you can’t tease them a little in the work place? I printed out an article from “Women’s Health” it is a list of 35 sex positions. Actually the link is an interactive link where you enter your partner’s penis size, agility and whose pleasure you want to optimize.

So I opted to print out all 35 positions. I stapled the article together like a report and bound it in a file. I walked down the hall to XXX’s office. The girls were all in the office so I walked in and greeted them then went back to XXX’s office. I handed him the file and said “I finished the report over the weekend. Let me know what you think when you get a chance”

He looked at me quizzically with those steel blue eyes and smiled just a little. I could see that he was just a little confused since he had no clue what report I was talking about. On Friday when he decided he wanted to fuck instead of work he sent me a cryptic email talking about an “alternative project” so I was trying to follow through with that theme.

A little later in the morning I emailed him that I knew he didn’t have time to review the report but I am hoping it contains some information he can use.

A few minutes later he emailed “Let’s review it this afternoon”. Very hot. Sorry, it doesn’t take much for me.

At any rate I would like to share the link with all of you. Enjoy!
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/sex-positions

5 comments:

Holly S said...

Well, first off I love that you gave this article to your boss. If you are going to fuck your boss, you better enjoy the hell out of it! Second, I had trouble understanding all those drawings. In some it was hard to tell who's leg was who's. But maybe that's because I'm looking from my iPhone. And thirdly, where are those standing up positions that rock my world?

JerZey Girl said...

Thanks Holly for appreciating my silly/naughty side. In my profession there really isn't alot of that. Pretty much everybody is a stiff shirt. You also have to know that there is an attorney on site at all times who monitors everything and I especially like to toy with her because she just KNOWS I am up to something she just can't pin it down.

Anyway, I will have to check again for the standing positions. In the end it wasn't so much about the positions. It was about the look on his face when he realized what it was in front of an office full of prim and proper women. I do just about anything at this point to make his blue eyes twinkle.

KittyCat said...

I was just going to ask u for the link
except I forgot yesterday I took a vow to be celibate
ugh
WTF!!!!!

KittyCat said...

I reall like that it has a "solo" section
you know just in case yiu have no cock around
lmao

JerZey Girl said...

Sorry but I can't support your vow of celibacy. I was having sort of a bummer of a day and out of the blue XXX suggested taking a little "break". Cherry on the sundae I tell ya ;)