Thursday, September 22, 2011

Pepe’ Le Pew

I have no idea what the hell is going on around here! Work that is. I have worked at the same place with the same people for several years. All of a sudden the men are “coming out” of the woodwork that is. Is it all of a sudden or am I giving off some sort of scent that they are picking up.

I have noticed it over the past few days weeks. Actually my boss noticed it, not XXX, my actual DIRECT boss. He noticed that one of the little “helpers” has been hanging around in the morning. He waits for me to arrive then we chit chat a little and he leaves. Technically he should be talking to my boss about his issues but I think my boss sort of likes that he talks to me because when he leaves my boss can tease me.

When I mentioned this to XXX his eyes lit up to. This young “helper” is just the cutest thing you ever want to meet. He is Latino and so so sexy however he is young enough to be my kid! I have already expressed to XXX that I have “Daddy issues” which I think may have put his mind at ease a bit. He realizes now that I prefer an older, more experienced man to a young Latino stud.

Then of course there is the cute attorney two doors down who I am tying to find a girlfriend for. He is always very friendly but lately well…he’s just friendly.

Today my direct boss “Big Cheese” started telling me a story about his girlfriend refusing to have sex with him until he makes a commitment to her. Um…HELLO! I am the WRONG person to ask about this don’t you think? I mean I have little or no tolerance for those who hold sex over other people’s heads so as expected I suggested giving her the old heave hoe right away.

Like I said, I don’t know if there is a full moon or what but the men at work are just as FRISKY as can be. I have to say that I don’t hate it.


Sweet Lou said...

Maybe it's just the time of year as I've been damn frisky lately too!

Is it a full moon? :)

JerZey Girl said...

Could be! I'll check tonight. Damn! I wish I could bottle some of that ;)

Advizor54 said...

Be careful, if they are picking up a vibe it might be because they are seeing a sexier side of you in the office, a natural off-shoot of the sexual energy with the boss.

Be sexy, but be wise

JerZey Girl said...

Thanks A54. I will. I refuse to be the office slut. I have always been attracted to XXX and among the lot he is more compatible with me on almost every level. My little helper is too young, "Big Cheese" is too old and the cute lawyer guy...well. I would break his little heart and I can't bare the thought. XXX and I are managing to pull it all together. We worked today side by side and it was like old times. It was nice.

Advizor54 said...

I'm sure you'll make good decisions and that it's really none of my business, but I wanted to throw in my two cents worth.

JerZey Girl said...

Your 2 cents is ALWAYS welcome. I need all the help I can get ;)