Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Great Things About Fucking the Guy Who Makes Your Schedule and has the Power to Fire You

Believe me when I say that I am not going to gloat over this XXX affair. I know damn well that it is going to blow up in my face and let’s face it; you have all warned me so when it happens I will go down hard (no pun intended).

But I have to say that there are benefits to fucking the guy who makes your schedule and has the power to fire you (XXX doesn’t like for me to refer to him as my boss so this is the alternative).

Now some of these things won’t pertain to ALL bosses because you see XXX is a unique individual. He is a very sensitive man who has no problem expressing his feelings which I LOVE. He is also very sensitive about my needs and checks in constantly about how I am feeling both physically and emotionally. See, that’s why I have fallen for XXX.

Oh and WAIT! There’s MORE! XXX told me yesterday that I am very “skilled” and he wasn’t talking about my chosen profession. Today he told me that I give great blow jobs and you KNOW that I love hearing that. It has become my favorite thing to do lately and I have to say that I am good at the things I love to do.

So there are some good things about fucking the guy who makes your schedule and has the power to fire you:

1.       If you are having a bad day you can always email him and tell him you are having a bad day. Chances are he will recommend going home to bed. Today at work XXX told me that I look tired and low and behold I FELT tired. Until we got to his place then suddenly I was rejuvenated.

2.       When you are talking about work or someone at work he knows exactly who you are talking about. Today I was telling him about the attorney down the hall. I told him how adorable I think this guy is and how I want to find a girlfriend for him. XXX knowing who I was talking about asked who I thought was “more fuckable” the attorney or XXX.

So the clock is ticking and the jeopardy music was playing in my head when I finally answered “YOU” at which point XXX showed his big beautiful smile and his gorgeous blue eyes twinkled which made my day.

3.       I had a great time working with XXX today. I managed to play it completely cool although he stumbled about a little which made me smile inside. He called me into his office a few times and when nobody was looking he rubbed my arm or grabbed my hand just to let me know that things between us are great. Even though I didn’t need it, it made me happy.

4.       I came across an employee manual on his desk today. He told me he read it before approaching me. I flipped through to the harassment section which said if there is any harassment to report it to the CEO. Um…that’s XXX!!! I had to laugh about that one but he didn’t seem to think it was funny.



The last thing I can think of is that at the end of the day when I had given up all hope of grabbing a quickie with XXX. I was sitting by his side as he was working because he asked me to just sit with him. This isn’t anything new. We always sit next to each other and he tries to teach me what he does which I cannot follow for the life of me. Anyway, he turned to me and said “You look tired. Let’s take a nap” which for those of you who haven’t fucked the guy who makes your schedule and has the power to fire you means “Let’s grab a quickie”.

And so we did. Overall, not a bad day.


5 comments:

Advizor54 said...

The thought of fucking my boss makes my stomach curdle and my brain hurts. Imagine a female troll with a bad attitude and the social skills of a Mac truck.

Consider yourself lucky

JerZey Girl said...

LOL! He's not my "boss" ;)

KittyCat said...

Yeah I wouldn't fuck mine either she's a fat bitch
grrrrr
but I would a co worker :)

JerZey Girl said...

I thought you took a vow of celebacy ;)

jwinder.sportsman said...

Wow...what do you have agains the "fat bitch" kitty??