Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Joel Osteen is Hot

What’s a naughty kitty like me doing lusting after Minister Joel Osteen?? He’s “inspirational”! Okay don’t believe me but he is!

I began watching him a few years ago and listen to his podcasts whenever I need some inspiration. I dig that he saves the religious stuff for the very end. Even my mom is hip to it and we both turn the television off at the last 10 minutes when he starts with the prayer where you have to “accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior”.

Those words can be pretty scary to a girl like me. I am afraid if I actually say them out loud that I will burst into flames or something. Apparently my mother feels the same way so there may be some validity to it.

I have to admit that I enjoy Joel’s anecdotes and he always starts off with a joke. Granted, it is usually religious in nature but he tickles my funny bone never-the-less.

Okay so yes, I will admit I think Joel is kind of hot…in a Southern bumpkin sort of way. Oh don’t get me wrong, he wouldn’t last 5 minutes on the cruel streets of New Jersey but he has potential.

His teeth bother my mother…of course and I can see that but for the most part he has a nice physique and from certain angles the teeth are not bad. His hair could use some work but let’s face it, he ain’t no Jerry Fallwell or Jim Baker. You just KNOW something is up with those guys. Were any of us REALLY surprised when Jim Baker got caught with his hand in the “cookie” jar so to speak?? The “pie safe”?? You know what I am saying.

At least with Joel…when and if that day comes we can say “Sure he’s getting pussy! He’s a good looking guy and he’s inspirational…and tells a good Christian joke”.

Hey, don’t go by me. Judge for yourself.


Advizor54 said...

His wife's not bad either....

Though I've heard she's a bit crazy.

Naughty Kitty said...

...and MAN-ish.