One mistake that Kitty makes over and over again is that I always start off as “Fun Kitty”. Men become enamored with me because I am easy to talk to. On some levels I think like a man and I talk like a man. If I’ve heard it once I have heard it a million times that “You are SO cool, Kitty”. It’s easy for me to be this way before I start fucking a man. I am sincerely interested in what their issues are with their wives. I want to please them. I want to know what their marriage is lacking so that I can provide that for them. I am happy to do all this. They open up to me. This must be a gift I have or something because my entire life I have always had many male friends. I love men I really do.The problem comes AFTER I start fucking these guys. It’s not their fault. They are just opening up and being honest just as they have always been. The problem is that Kitty changes. Oh, I still want to be thought of as “Fun Kitty” but I want these guys to realize that now that they have reached the “promised land” with Kitty, maybe there should be a little
But in all honesty once Kitty fucks these guys I no longer want to hear them whine about their wives. I don’t give a shit why women on Ashley Madison aren’t returning their winks. And I sure as hell don’t want to hear that they have nothing left for Kitty because they fucked someone else the day before.
When does Kitty get MY turn? Haven’t I put myself behind enough wives, children, and careers? When is a guy going to look at me and say “Wow, you REALLY ARE just the perfect little friend!” When is he going to appreciate the risks I take to spend time with HIM? WHEN?!?!?!I am beginning to see why the women on Ashley Madison seem so harsh on their profiles. I am beginning to see why they flat out say they want young guys or whatever it is they want. At least they are putting it right out there. I can’t tell you how many men claim they want a long term affair with Kitty then suddenly not so much.
So from now on I am no longer “Fun Kitty”. I am “All About ME Kitty”.