Ah yes, each day Kitty sets a goal of some sort and always manages to hit a new low. Today I worked at Construction Guy’s office. I am super FRISKY. To make matters worse Construction Guy’s daughter immediately brought up sex at lunch so I was completely preoccupied.
After lunch some of my friends were talking to the neighbors. There was a man there who was walking his grandson. My friends tried to engage me in the conversation since I am the only one out of all of us that has kids myself. I was completely disinterested in the conversation but began checking out the Grandpa. He looked pretty hot for a grandpa. So then of course my mind began to wander further and I began to wonder “is he on Ashley Madison”?
Finally one of my friends mentioned something about my kids which immediately snapped me back to reality. I said to Grandpa “It’s a good thing my kids were miserable babies other wise I would have had more.” Then Grandpa said to me “I KNOW you.”
Then Kitty thought, “SHIT!” See…when that happens Kitty loses a few lives. It turned out Grandpa was one of my kid’s teachers at one point and he retired. That puts him somewhere in his 60’s I’m thinking but damn is he cute.
So now Kitty has reached a new low and is fantasizing about fucking local teachers. Not good…or is it?
8 comments:
Good for him that he sparked a Kitty's eye... I can only hope to be able to do that too.
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We'll see, Hammer. You never know with Kitty. That's what makes this whole thing so interesting.
Kitty - Fantasizing about fucking local teachers is good. Put a move on the guy. If he is handsome, maybe there is some action for you. Hell, one of my first adolescent fantasies was for my 8th grade English teacher, a hot blonde, Yes, I started early. Remember her to this day.
Anonymous, fan Kitty's flames. She needs real attention. Myself, I wish I lived closer.
Ben, are you trying to pimp me out? If so THANK YOU!
Just trying to be your wingman, which reminds me of a good joke.
Well, Kitty, there are grandpas and there are Grandpas. Last fall at Back to School Night I met one of my son's teachers, and I can tell you that History was the last thing on my mind. The problem is, my son is such a good student that I don't have an excuse to schedule an "appointment"......Hmm...maybe I could ask to be a classroom "volunteer"?
Tori, if there's a shot in hell I would make that appointment if I were you. Just make up some excuse! Can't you take a test and do the reverse of what kids do? Just turn a "B" into a "D" or even better...an "F". Be creative! I assure you this Grandpa was...mmmmmm
Hey ladies, go for it. You just never know. You need a new branding for them ... is silver fox still a term with the right meaning?
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