Ah yes, each day Kitty sets a goal of some sort and always manages to hit a new low. Today I worked at Construction Guy’s office. I am super FRISKY. To make matters worse Construction Guy’s daughter immediately brought up sex at lunch so I was completely preoccupied.
After lunch some of my friends were talking to the neighbors. There was a man there who was walking his grandson. My friends tried to engage me in the conversation since I am the only one out of all of us that has kids myself. I was completely disinterested in the conversation but began checking out the Grandpa. He looked pretty hot for a grandpa. So then of course my mind began to wander further and I began to wonder “is he on Ashley Madison”?
Finally one of my friends mentioned something about my kids which immediately snapped me back to reality. I said to Grandpa “It’s a good thing my kids were miserable babies other wise I would have had more.” Then Grandpa said to me “I KNOW you.”
Then Kitty thought, “SHIT!” See…when that happens Kitty loses a few lives. It turned out Grandpa was one of my kid’s teachers at one point and he retired. That puts him somewhere in his 60’s I’m thinking but damn is he cute.
So now Kitty has reached a new low and is fantasizing about fucking local teachers. Not good…or is it?