Saturday, April 28, 2012

Kitty the Tutor

I’m finally coming to the end of my busy season. Big Cheese has been sort of a douche bag lately. I know he is under a lot of pressure and of course he has some personal issues just to add to the fun. Today was extremely busy so Big Cheese decided to add a new dimension to the day and schedule a completely unnecessary meeting. Okay, the meeting may be necessary but it wasn’t “necessary” to have it today of all days. Big Cheese is very easily distracted. I have to constantly remind myself that he is the boss and he has been doing this for a long time so he must know what he’s doing.

After the meeting I expected Big Cheese to get back to work. That would make too much sense though so Big Cheese decided to take his lunch break and made it an extra long one. Can you see why Kitty is a bit frustrated?

Now Kitty sat at my desk and ate my lunch. I had a quick phone call with T-Bone and then said “Fuck it”. I went to the ladies room and stopped off at XXX’s office. He was in a really good mood today considering his wife is still jerking him around.  I like to tease him about how smelly his lunches are. Today the smell of onion permeated the lobby of the building so I really gave it to him good.

We talked about our constant battle to lose weight. I told him the latest with T-Bone which of course turned the conversation to sex…always.

I told XXX that cancellations don’t bother me that much except these guys are so freakin’ particular about how groomed Kitty’s kitty is. XXX agreed that shaving or waxing my kitty is ridiculous. I asked him if he shaves his balls. Sadly it’s been so long that I have forgotten. XXX’s reply was “well…when I get out there I guess I am going to have to.” Then we had a quick conversation about God wanting you to have hair there so…

XXX skillfully turned the conversation toward his offer the other day to pity fuck me…although he insists it was not out of pity. We once again mulled over the ending of our affair the first time. I told him that my cyber friends are amazed at our ability to spin out of that nasty break up and end up close friends. XXX agreed and said “I am in awe.” I think he is crediting me for the whole thing. He started telling me that he was parking on the other side of the building back then. I asked, “Why? Did you think I would stalk you?” “No,” he said. “I didn’t want to have that confrontation every morning knowing that I hurt you so badly.” I know you are all bored with mulling this over and over. I admit, I am starting to get weary of it myself.

The funny thing is that XXX then reminded me that not too long ago I had commented on his oral skills…or rather his need to learn some oral skills. I remember the conversation I forget the specifics. Apparently I told him not to point his tongue but to flatten it when licking a ladies’ pussy. He told me yesterday that that was good advice and he used it successfully. Well, I am happy to help.

It’s weird how we can talk so openly and honestly with one another and yet when we were actually fucking I was too shy to tell him that.

Finally he made a comment. He said “you can tutor me Kitty. You can come to my place and I can practice on you and you can guide me until I learn.”

I agreed that was a great idea. “So you will let me know when you need practice giving oral and I will tutor you and then you can tutor me on giving a blow job.” XXX seemed interested as long as we use the expression “tutor” it’s okay.

See? Kitty is helping men and women one tongue at a time by TUTORING.


BluEyedBader said...

That makes perfect sense...

Its purely educational, scientific even.

I honestly think I tried that proposition before and it did not work... maybe I was asking the wrong person back then.

Great post.

KittyCat said...

I have the opposite belief.
I hats hair. I like it s m o o t h.

And honestly after blowjob I lost track.
My mind had already re focused on Cocos.

Ben said...

Kitty, you are so generous. Fortunately, I picked up on that bit of advice very early on.

Naughty Kitty said...

It's not important how or when XXX learned. It's just important that he learned.

Ben said...

You all know the "teach a man to fish ..." Saying. The there is the "Give a man a beer and he'll waste an afternoon. Teach a man to brew, and he'll waste a lifetime."

There should be a comparable saying with respect to your tutoring topic.