Sunday, April 29, 2012

When Life Hands You Lemons

Kitty has been in such a rut lately. That’s a big reason behind all the nonsense with Ashley Madison. What is the expression? “An idle mind is the Devil’s playground”. When Kitty has nothing good to focus my attention on I can get into LOTS of trouble…obviously.

So, in an effort to put all this behind me and in an effort to make a bad situation good again I have decided to start a project. I have been picking all of my friend’s brains for ideas of what I should do. Quite a few of my friends recommended being a Madame. Today I also got a text telling me that two of my friends had decided that selling sex toys would be the perfect career for me. None of these people read my blog by the way so you can see that my Naughty Kitty personality oozes out even in real life. No, Naughty kitty is not one of those women who is stiff by day and loosey goosey party girl at night. In fact I think more people are surprised that I write when they read my blog than the fact that I write about explicit topics.

One of my friends suggested combining something I love with something I am good at. Maybe that’s where my friends got the Madame/sex toy idea.

Anyway this morning Kitty became so inspired that I may have to focus more of my efforts on this project for the time being and less on my blog. Now don’t go getting all sad. I will still be here and I will most definitely still be writing but I may repost some of my favorite posts from early on. I don’t want you all to think I am cheating or trying to get anything over on all of you. When my project is complete I assure you it will be worth it for all of us.

So now I have an entire team of creative as well as technical consultants who happen to also be my friends including Ben, a friend that I will from this point forward refer to as “Adonai” and XXX of course!

XXX and Ben have been my biggest supporters with this project. I trust their opinions explicitly and in XXX’s case he has volunteered to be my technical advisor and I can’t think of a better person than my valued friend and confidante, XXX.

I know this may seem boring to all of you compared to my normal reports from inside a hotel room but Kitty is trying to turn things around. Kitty is making lemonade out of the lemons that life has handed her lately.

Don’t be so quick to write me off. There may be some good stories to write about. Some may even be naughty.


Ben said...

Adonai would be disrespectful. All of the guys back then had lots of wives and concubines, so pretty much any of them would do.

Naughty Kitty said...

So? What name should I use instead? Ester?

WestsideTori said...

Kitty, you just need some new material to write about. I think you and Ben should meet and develop some new.....ideas. ;-)

Naughty Kitty said...

From your lips to God's ears Tori!

Ben said...

So we leave it in Adonai's hands to determine where my business trips will take me?