Now you can imagine that Kitty’s teenage son must be “SOMETHING” if he is genetically linked to me. I don’t want to go too much into detail but this kid is working Siri’s ass off in a cyber kind of way. Since he is a kid and really has no use for all the administrative features that an IPhone offers the kid makes Siri do all sorts of tricks to amuse him.
Oh sure, he tells her to set timers and send texts to his girlfriend. He also insults her and humiliates her. I give that little electronic secretary credit. She takes his verbal abuse and always responds with a polite come back. I would have told him to go fuck himself pretty much right away which is just another reason that Kitty would not make a very good secretary.
The other night he was talking to Siri and asked her to do some mundane task. She completed the task and my son said “Thank you Siri.”
Damn if that Siri didn’t respond by saying “I live to serve you.”
My son looked at me and smiled a fiendish grin to which my response was “God help whoever agrees to become your wife.”
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I am told people ask Siri to do lots of things. At least he was not asking her for a BJ.
Oh, I am sure he has.
Wonder why they do not offer an option for a male voice. Whom would you select?
Well, as you know, I LOVE accents...not necesarily foreign accents. I love G's middle eastern accent yes but I also love T-Bone's Philly accent. Someone famous? Definately Mark Wahlberg.
Well I do speak French. "Je reve que tu me fasses la pipe!"
Bill Maher does some funny stuff with Siri on his show.
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