Mommy Porn

The other day one of my friends asked for a kindle book recommendation. I of course made a wise crack about porn. Oh yes, my obsession over porn is well known among my family and friends. Now don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I have porn on the television or computer 24/7 but yes…if you pick up my kindle you will find several free books that I have downloaded about achieving a better orgasm and making your sex life better. Kitty is pretty open and honest about sex with my kids. Again, I don’t rub their faces in it and I am not signing them up for Ashley Madison but if any of them ever have questions, they know they can come to me and ask and I will give them an honest and (sometimes too graphic for their liking) answer.

So anyway one of my friends recommended the book series “Shades of Grey”. She called it “Mommy Porn”. Kitty thought that was funny so I decided to look into it. Well can I just tell you that considering these books are on the “New York Times Best Sellers” list I am pleasantly surprised. Oh, Kitty is only 26% through the book according to my kindle but I am enjoying every sexually explicit page.

I mentioned the book to XXX and his tight ass assistant who also heard the book was good. Sure enough XXX asked if it is straight out porn or on the “New York Times Best Sellers” list. I was happy to report that I was reading a somewhat reputable book for a change. XXX is forever trying to make me an intellectual like him. This may be as close as I get.

So I wanted to recommend to all of you that if you are looking for something sexy to read but something that you can read in front of your “vanilla crowd” start with “Fifty Shades of Grey”. You won’t be disappointed.